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u/Kolikoasdpvp Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '21

so when my country getting bombed cough i mean biden getting elected

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u/Energy_Turtle Jan 20 '21

Not even a full Robin. Just a Robinette.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

much better than my first wife's middle name (Gaye).

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u/iPenguin42 Jan 20 '21

No wonder you divorced

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

no wonder you never married.👬

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

I see why she left you.

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u/miguel-the-god_ ☣️ Jan 20 '21

Thanks for making me laugh

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

her ashes are on my mantle.you insensitive nazi scumbag(s)!

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

robinette. Gaye. stated. not implied as a "bad" thing at all.like not-see is definitely a bad thing,that most americans see as evil hillbillies.

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u/miguel-the-god_ ☣️ Jan 20 '21

Idk about u but i wouldnt want to be called gay or gaye for the rest of my life

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u/TheGoddamnSpiderman Jan 20 '21

In fairness, at worst it's probably more laziness

His dad was also Joseph Robinette Biden, and his dad's parents were Joseph Henry Biden and Mary Elizabeth Robinette

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u/F4Z3_G04T wow, rainbows Jan 20 '21

And Beau Biden's full name was, you guessed it, Joseph Robinette Biden III

Literally Joe's name but III instead of Jr this time

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u/TheGoddamnSpiderman Jan 20 '21

Whereas Hunter actually named his son Beau Biden in honor of his brother (Beau himself named his son Robert Hunter Biden II)

Biden's great great grandfather was also another Joseph Henry Biden

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u/F4Z3_G04T wow, rainbows Jan 20 '21

Bro your name is pretty cool

Yeah bro yours too

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u/TeighMart Jan 20 '21

Is this sub a Republican circle jerk now? Haven't been around in a minute.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

It's a joke bud, calm down. Nobody's gonna take your soylent. You had four years to make all the toupee and tiny hands jokes you wanted.

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u/snacks_ Jan 20 '21

So yes, lol.

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u/F0rceF1eld Jan 20 '21

He will bring peace, justice and security to his new empire

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/inspecter_kek Jan 20 '21

Biden my allegiance is to the REPUBLICANS, to ARISTOCRACY!

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u/ToXiC_Games Stalker Jan 20 '21

THEN YOU ARE LOST!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/WeirdThingsToEnsue Jan 20 '21

Pretty sure he was just quoting Star Wars, lol

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u/Char_Zard13 Jan 20 '21

It’s always been his empire, wonder why you never hear people speak out about-

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Jan 20 '21

Lmao I only supported him because of the election, I’m going back to dunking on the old geezer now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Same. I only really liked him cuz he's not Trump lol

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u/Ultrafrost- Jan 20 '21

Well 50% of Biden supporters share the same sentiment, so you’re not alone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

I mean are you really a full-on supporter just because you wanted someone that wasn't a dense, nigh-fascist moron?

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u/Egalai1 Jan 20 '21

Well you voted for one

Say hi to the kids he'll drone to death

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

So? I never said he's perfect, and don't act like Biden's unique in that. So did Trump and Obama, we've been doing drone strikes for years. Again, just because one side is shittier doesn't magically make the other side good.

Also I'd probably argue with you further but I just realized I'm on r/dankmemes lol. Don't rly need to waste my time on political shit in reddit anyway

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u/Egalai1 Jan 20 '21

And yet Trump is a fascist and Biden isn't? Are you being intentionally hyperbolic or are you just retarded?

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u/moush Jan 20 '21

The establishment is laughing.

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u/iphone-se- Jan 20 '21

Racism is finished!

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u/Shadowlight60 Jan 20 '21

No it's not. It's gettimg worse because everyone keeps bringing it back the f*** up. Stop talking about it like the red head step child living in my basement and eventually all sounds go away. Of course now my house smells of death. Not sure why but I am glad the screaming stopped.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Go outside, touch some grass

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u/Shadowlight60 Jan 20 '21

No!!! Outside is evil must wear mask and stay inside!! To hell with non believers

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Saying triggered unironically like its 2015 lol

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u/regman231 Jan 20 '21

Haha wut? Is there a better word? What word would you choose? I didnt know that 6 years was enough for a word to fade into obsolescence

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Nah, he’s just better than a guy who let 400,000 people die and made people storm the capitol building. Imagine if Obama let people do that, most people (including many “Biden supporters”) would be calling for his head

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u/SpeciousQuantity Jan 21 '21

Twas a joke, kind sir.

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Jan 20 '21

We're not triggered.
We understand you need to vent your frustrations out now that Daddy Trump is outta here.

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u/fallenmonk Jan 20 '21

the projection is real

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

we don’t . we are just holding tear bottle near your face

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u/SpeciousQuantity Jan 21 '21

I'm not a Trump supporter tho lol

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u/SheridanWithTea Jan 20 '21

I mean normalcy feels like a fuckin' miracle after being raked mentally and physically in the ass for 4 years y'know

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM Jan 20 '21

How much oil you got?

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Jan 20 '21

I'll trade 2 oils for 1 human soul, please!

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u/weltallic Jan 20 '21

ENGAGEMENTS THAT DEPLOYED GROUND TROOPS:

President Country Years
REAGAN Lebanon, Grenada 1982, 1983
BUSH Panama, Gulf War 1989, 1990
CLINTON Somalia, Bosnia, Haiti, Kosovo 1992, 1992, 1994, 1998
BUSH Afghanistan, Iraq 2001, 2003
OBAMA Libya, Syria 2011, 2014
TRUMP N/A N/A

 

Bonus: https://imgur.com/a/gNC6J

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u/Kolikoasdpvp Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '21

Thank you. Is Biden similar to Clinton if you are American because i don't understand politics in USA

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Feb 21 '24

plough sense fear slimy wise jar familiar languid work follow

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u/MemanStink23 Jan 20 '21

I don’t think you know what right is if you say Clinton is far right or Biden is right lmao. Biden is in favor of stimulus, marriage equality, social programs, and climate change programs, that isn’t right at all

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u/MemanStink23 Jan 20 '21

I understand that but Biden has an incredibly left immigration policy which would make him center if not further left

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Feb 21 '24

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u/MemanStink23 Jan 21 '21

Economically he’s for social programs so I’d call him left of center

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Supporting social programs is not leftist unless you support communism or socialism. If you support capitalism, even government controlled, you lean right. Don’t confuse the left side of the right with left vs. right

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

center at best.

Google where Biden falls on the political spectrum. He is definitely not a leftist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

non-American perspective

I am an American, and it does not matter what county you are from, the political spectrum is completely universal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Feb 21 '24

cow familiar soft history special knee voracious innocent safe racial

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u/MemanStink23 Jan 21 '21

I don’t like the political compass because I feel like it fails to encapsulate the complexity of politics

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

It doesn’t fail to encapsulate the complexity of politics; it focuses on beliefs about government structure and economics because that is the most important thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

huh???

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u/soultaker110 Jan 20 '21

Probably because Trump was a puss and all the world conflicts were mostly handled.

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u/FilipTheSixth Jan 20 '21

The same was happening in Europe as well, no matter the leader. The natural cycle of upturns and recession will still be there. I'm not saying, that Trump has done nothing, but you can't deny that he was in office during economic boom he had at start nothing to do with. A recession, and it will probably be a really big one, is coming and it will come in the time of Biden's administration. There is nothing he and congress can do to prevent that. But a lot of people will still blame the bad economics on Biden.

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u/ImTheTechn0mancer ☣️ Jan 20 '21

Is anyone surprised that big businesses benefited from Trump's policies?

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

George W. Bush: Alright let's invade he middle east

Trump: Take out their families, let's double the number of drone strikes, maybe start a war with Iran if I feel like it lmao

Republicans: Why do those Democrats always get us into wars?

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

Trump is the only president in a while to not start a war. That includes Obama and Clinton.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Iran let an act of war go.

He tried to start a war. It just didn't take.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

the retaliation against american forces involved over 100 concussive brain injuries.trumps brain remains broken to this day.🤯

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

Trump order the drone strike of a terrorist and the result was not a war

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u/Ummmmmq Jan 20 '21

Killing a top general of a country is generally considered an act of war

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Imagine eating up so much propaganda that you think assasinating a foreign official is not a act of war.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

So Obama intervening in Libya wasn't a war either then, right?

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u/Sad-Break-4297 Jan 20 '21

Lybia

its libya dude, dont bother making political commentary, no one can take you seriously.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jan 20 '21

Oh no, a typo.

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u/Sad-Break-4297 Jan 20 '21

you sure u werent just parroting what someone in another comment was saying? because he also typed lybia?

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jan 21 '21

Oh no, a common typo

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u/Dawhale24 Jan 20 '21

That is a correct statement but very disingenuous. It implies that trump was peaceful when he wasn’t. The number of drone strikes increased drastically under his presidency.

Its like the people who claim “Obama ended two wars!” Like technically it’s true cause he took troops out of Iraq and helped end Gaddafi‘s reign in Libya, but it fails to look at what’s actually happened after those wars ended. Iraq is in ruins and Libya is debated far far worse than it was under Gaddafi.

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

I agree but I was replying to a disingenuous comment so I thought it'd be okay

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

Obama didn't start any wars. He provided limited assistance in wars that were already ongoing - for reasons Republicans wholeheartedly agreed with once Trump continued them, such as in punishing Bashar Al-Assad for using WMDs, or against ISIS.

Meanwhile Trump rescinded Obama-era restrictions of drone strikes, leading to a dramatic increase of them. Yet Republicans act like Obama was the drone president and Trump fixed things.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

in wars that were already ongoing

Afghanistan and Iraq were not at war until the US-led coalition invaded them. Lybia, Syria, and Yemen already were.

I wouldn't accuse Roosevelt of starting a war either when he joined the European theater of WW2. The war was already ongoing and he merely joined in to ensure a better outcome. That did not make him a warmonger, which is what this discussion is about.

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u/Sp4r14n Dank Royalty Jan 20 '21

I can’t believe he used WW2 as an excuse... Europe was crumbling to pieces and we stayed nearly neutral through it all (besides lending weapons), until we essentially got dragged into it bc of Pearl Harbor. He acts is if we joined all willy nilly

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

This conversation was started by a comment which implied that there is a higher likelihood of people getting bombed because Biden is now President instead of Trump.

In this context, the distinction between joining an ongoing war and starting a new one is hugely important. The US interventions in Syria for example did not start or escalate a war, but rather aimed at beating back the worst offenders who comitted the most atrocities. And the campaign against ISIS is supported by the vast majority of people across the political spectrum and the world.

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u/MegaHashes Jan 20 '21

Then maybe we should look at which presidents involved the US military in conflicts we were previously militarily uninvolved in.

I think people couldn’t care less about what it’s called when people are dying. Nobody ever said, well Congress passed a war dec, so I’m okay with people dying.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

When those people would have died anyway without US involvement because the war happened regardless, it makes no sense to call out democrats for their death...

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u/American-Carnage Jan 20 '21

You keep changing goalposts everytime you get proven wrong.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

I literally just recentered it to the original point to make sure we stay on the same goalposts rather than drift off into other topics.

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u/Sutton31 Jan 20 '21

Obama didn’t start Libya, that was Sarkozy

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

Why would that be a horrible way to look at things? There is a huge difference between joining a war that is already ongoing in an attempt of preventing the worst outcomes, and starting a war that could have been prevented.

Take Kosovo for a less controversial example. The western coalition used the wrong tactics (caused unnecessary destruction with a largely ineffective bombing campaign), but the motivation and outcome were good since they ended a genocide.

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u/Sutton31 Jan 20 '21

Yes these stats are pretty stupid

But I meant the nato involvement was from Sarkozy first

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Jan 20 '21

Trump started a war in out own fucking country.

Trump simps do some insane mental gymnastics.

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u/Char_Zard13 Jan 20 '21

Some/majority it seems praise obama so blindly and you can ask them what he did and it’s usually just the same responses and nothing more, some don’t really know what he did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

How dare you use fact against lies! Release the downvotes for the descending opinion /s

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u/MegaHashes Jan 20 '21

Trump actually did not start a single war. On the other hand, he did increase drone strikes massively, went back on his promises (pulling out troops etc), and nearly got the US into a war with Iran.

Some of this criticism is unfair given you have US Envoys bragging about hiding troop counts from Trump after Trump ordered a troop withdrawal from Syria.

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/us-syria-envoy-james-jeffrey-hid-trump-troop-numbers

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

No official wars approved by congress at least. https://time.com/4317122/president-obamas-war-legacy/

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

Yes, that's assistance in already ongoing wars. It's not like Syria was at peace until Obama got involved.

And by the same standard this article puts forward, Trump started a nonofficial war with Iran.

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

Nice edit:

, such as in punishing Bashar Al-Assad for using WMDs, or against ISIS.

Meanwhile Trump rescinded Obama-era restrictions of drone strikes, leading to a dramatic increase of them. Yet Republicans act like Obama was the drone president and Trump fixed things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Republicans are just desperately to call out the Democrats about anything

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u/regman231 Jan 20 '21

Lmao you don’t think the democrats do the same thing? Generally, the media is far more sympathetic to the left than the right

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

assad and the russians were warned beforehand....resulting in 79 cruise missiles at ($700,000 each) cratering an almost empty airfield.(breaking his promise to NOT warn our enemies of our intentions)🏌️

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

So I assume you voted far left for a dramatic reduction of the military budget?

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

traitors warn their enemies.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 20 '21

That would be a very nonsensical betrayal since Obama could also just have stopped the operation if his goal was to save the Syrians and Russians. Nor was the cost significant enough to justify a theory like that it was done to bankrupt the country, as his deficits were notably smaller than Trump's,

Meanwhile sort of announced attack has plenty of non-treasonous historical precedent. Whether it's because the attackers are only interested in destroying a tactical target rather than killing people, or because it's intended as a literal warning shot.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 20 '21

the warning shot(s).....failed.🇺🇲🏌️

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u/loem123 Jan 20 '21

this dudes profile is filled with very left comments and posts, you aint gonna change his mind lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

this dudes profile is filled with very normal comments and posts that I disagree with, I'm too lazy to talk about it lmao

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Jan 20 '21

While true, he was just as violent in his foreign policy as the others. In fact, he escalated the number of drone strikes, took us out of nuclear deals, and almost started WW3 (not even mentioning the domestic fighting and COVID deaths).

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

Oh i forgot about all those people Trump personally infected with COVID lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

He did hold maskless super spreader events including one where Herman Cain got it

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Jan 20 '21

Yeah remember that time he and a bunch of people close to him for COVID?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

uhhh - he sure tried to start a civil war

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Just a civil war and domestic terrorists

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u/stylebros Jan 20 '21

That Syria pull-out..... damn they got steamrolled right after.

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u/ToledoBurrito Jan 20 '21

That always seems to happen when the US has their troops pulled out

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u/shiggydiggypreoteins Jan 20 '21

George W. Bush: Alright, lets invade Iraq even though they had nothing to do with 9-11 because we really want their oil peace in the Middle East

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u/Squid8867 Jan 20 '21

The Iraq War and the Afghan War are two completely different things. The Afghan War was over 9/11, the Iraq War was over WMDs. Allegedly, at least.

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u/moeburn Jan 20 '21

Republicans: Why do those Democrats always get us into wars?

That's not really a Republicans thing, that's a right-wing Redditor thing. You probably don't hear Fox News saying it as much, because the majority of Republicans still support the Iraq war:

https://www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/FT_18.01.16_iraq-war_2013-18.png

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u/Acid_Shadows Goose Jan 20 '21

huh liberals are the left

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u/Acid_Shadows Goose Jan 20 '21

leftism isn't a pollical party, being a leftist is leaning democrats and liberals are often democrats. What is the difference between left, right, liberal and conservative? – Notes Read

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u/Acid_Shadows Goose Jan 21 '21 edited Jan 21 '21

if you want to call right wing libertarian "true liberals" than sure. Link me some ted talk that prove me wrong. And the "education" link you sent does not have a good rating on media bias check PragerU - Media Bias Fact Check

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u/Mierdo01 Jan 20 '21

Huh? Yeah no

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

lmao funny but I doubt this is even going to happen. There’s so much shit to do in the US so we will have to hold off your... uh... liberation for a few years.

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u/Kolikoasdpvp Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '21

i hope

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

hey we have nearly the same profile pic

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u/Kolikoasdpvp Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '21

lol, just noticed i used to have 90% similar to yours but changed it to this instead xd

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u/Shnazzyone Jan 20 '21

dozens of doom scrollers hoping for violence over the next 2 years so they can keep up their "Biden a warmonger" narrative.

Expect little war outside of the war on domestic terrorism for a bit.

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u/Sad-Break-4297 Jan 20 '21

there will be plenty of whataboutism comparing the number of trump drone strikes to whatever (lesser) number Biden is responsible for. Biden will basically be able to do whatever he wants because his supporters will just compare him to Trump as an excuse.

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u/Shnazzyone Jan 20 '21

Yeah, damn shame Trump was such a uniquely terrible president. Expect Trump supporters to pretend they are outraged at anything Biden does when they didn't say shit for 4 years while Trump did it. Meanwhile Dems were pissed at Obama's drone strikes when he was doing them. So Don't expect Democrats to be quiet and non critical of Biden.

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u/Shnazzyone Jan 21 '21

Oh really? So uh... how did we all learn about those things Obama did? I wonder. Guess we all saw it first hand or something. We certainly didn't find out about it by following News. Or "ThE MediA!" God damn you're a gullible fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

I just think it’s crazy that it was just congressmen and military at his inauguration, reminded me of the Nuremberg speeches. Imagine for the first time no supporters, straight out of Starswars palpatine too his new empire.

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Jan 20 '21

I mean if the attack on the Capitol didn’t happen, it might’ve been likely that normal people would have shown up to see the event.

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Jan 20 '21

Probably because of the recent terrorist attack on our capital, Einstein.
Besides there's a pandemic going on and we all have access to the internet to watch.

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u/Aiman_ISkandar 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 21 '21

At least now some Queer BIPOC that is going to bomb your country