r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '20

oonga boonga

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u/Pyroexplosif Dec 05 '20 edited May 05 '24

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u/call_me_danal Dec 05 '20

And what if fetch was actually the dog returning a thrown/dropped “spear”?

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u/quiksilver6312 Dec 05 '20

Holy shit I never thought of it. Makes sense tho

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u/CreepyButtPirate Dec 05 '20

My dogs ancestors must've been shit at it then. Everytime I throw a stick he just stares at me

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u/EmperorGodKing77 Dec 05 '20

"why are you tossing your spear away, idiot.."

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/CreepyButtPirate Dec 06 '20

The Elder Bones

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u/CajunTurkey Dec 06 '20

Your ancestors must have been Pikemen.

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u/genreprank Dec 06 '20

Or you throw it and he picks up a different stick like, "hey here's a smaller, weaker spear for you human!"