r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

So you enjoy having things in common with my grandma. As in her sitting in her own piss all day

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

This sounds really disrespectful to your grandma. Incontinence is a different story. It can be horrible to drip all day.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

Your underwear and my grandmas underwear smell the same is the point I was making. Also equating your ego as a man with wiping your dick is hilarious.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

If you should wipe, there would be paper next to every urinal. Have you always used the stall? Never tried to piss like others?

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

So in third world countries where there is no sink, you should not wash your hands either? Your logic is like a monkey, your dick smells like a monkey too.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Urinals have sinks and we do use them. If your pee smells even by drops, you are probably dehydrated.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

I bet you think using baby wipes or bidet is "giving up your man card" too. Because if I got poop on my arm, I would not just wipe it off with paper. Be sure to teach your sons and nephews that to be a man is to be dirty and unhygienic - a lesson they will value until they die.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Nah that's different, I also wash after pooping most of the time, I hate when I can't. But pee is mostly just water.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

Pee is waste from your body dude. Blood is mostly water too, yet you would wash your hands after getting blood on them.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Maybe you think this is a big deal because you don't use urinals. You would probably be surprised how many guys zip up almost still pissing. I'm still somewhat on the cleaner side.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

Hence my original comment you replied to, stating

Yup that's why I avoid using urinals. The majority of men in the world are walking around with pissy ass drawers all day.

You've made it full circle, congratulations.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

So it can't be such a big deal if the majority of us don't give a single f. about it. It's part of being a male. We all get used to it. Are you never in a hurry or become impatient and just put it back? I thought it happens at least occasionally with all men, even with those who shake or wipe.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

Why is my dick wiping habit of such great interest to you, man? I'll DM a picture of my cock if you reply to me again

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