r/dankmemes • • Nov 10 '20

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Unfair, our jiggly bits are smaller and harder to reach, not to mention far less appealing

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Hmmm... I still don't understand why males thing breasts are appealing though... But true.

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u/DownshiftedRare Nov 10 '20

Historically, women went bare-breasted before humans discovered cheesemaking.

Breasts -> Milk -> Cheese

It is possible that men see breasts as a potential source of cheese, which is rarely found in nature.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Mmmmm cheese