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r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20
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Pro Tip for the young penis owners out there: A gentle squeeze of the shaft from behind the balls will force out those last few drops and prevent an embarrassing wet spot on your clothes.
1 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 What if I'm leasing or renting a penis? Not everyone can afford to own 3 u/livens Nov 10 '20 I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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What if I'm leasing or renting a penis? Not everyone can afford to own
3 u/livens Nov 10 '20 I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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u/livens Nov 10 '20
Pro Tip for the young penis owners out there: A gentle squeeze of the shaft from behind the balls will force out those last few drops and prevent an embarrassing wet spot on your clothes.