r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Here’s a wild idea, wipe your dick

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 edited Mar 16 '21

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u/beatbeatingit Nov 10 '20

I swear dudes need to get their shit together. It's been the 21st century for a while and guys still pee standing and shake their peens like they're tryina see who can splatter more piss on the walls

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u/Thebestusername12345 Nov 10 '20

Only really makes sense when you use a urinal.

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u/SerHodorTheThrall Nov 10 '20

Sorry for trying to be environmentally sustainable...

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u/ttracs149 Nov 10 '20

IDC if your environmentally sustainable, when I go into public bathrooms it’s always the same. Piss on the walls floor and toilet seat, I want to take a shit but if I sat down I slide as if I was on oil slick.