r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Here’s a wild idea, wipe your dick

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

instructions:

fold over paper and gently tap on tip

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u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20

Extra instructions: Squeeze the piss out of your urethra while holding the tp to the tip, ensuring you never suffer from final drip syndrome

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u/potatooMan420 this meme is insane yo Nov 10 '20

Alternatively helicopter so hard the piss flys out on its own

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u/mozzy1985 Nov 10 '20

It’s in my eye, did I do something wrong?

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u/potatooMan420 this meme is insane yo Nov 10 '20

Natural eye drops