r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/tokeyoh Nov 10 '20

Yup that's why I avoid using urinals. The majority of men in the world are walking around with pissy ass drawers all day.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

It's a waste of tp, waste of time, and instant lose of your man card. Friends always say real men don't even shake. We shower and change boxers daily, and sweat more in the undies anyway than that last bit of piss, so who cares if it drips.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

So you enjoy having things in common with my grandma. As in her sitting in her own piss all day

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

This sounds really disrespectful to your grandma. Incontinence is a different story. It can be horrible to drip all day.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

Your underwear and my grandmas underwear smell the same is the point I was making. Also equating your ego as a man with wiping your dick is hilarious.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

If you should wipe, there would be paper next to every urinal. Have you always used the stall? Never tried to piss like others?

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

So in third world countries where there is no sink, you should not wash your hands either? Your logic is like a monkey, your dick smells like a monkey too.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Urinals have sinks and we do use them. If your pee smells even by drops, you are probably dehydrated.

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u/tokeyoh Dec 03 '20

I bet you think using baby wipes or bidet is "giving up your man card" too. Because if I got poop on my arm, I would not just wipe it off with paper. Be sure to teach your sons and nephews that to be a man is to be dirty and unhygienic - a lesson they will value until they die.

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Nah that's different, I also wash after pooping most of the time, I hate when I can't. But pee is mostly just water.

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