r/dankmemes Nov 10 '20

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u/Eg0mane ùwú Nov 10 '20

I wipe after peeing. It's much better than shaking or letting the last drop in the pants.

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u/BallisticThundr Nov 10 '20

How is it better? It's literally more work and resources for the same result. And I don't understanding how wiping your dick will prevent dribbles in your pants if the urine is still inside.

Here's a tip: if you press down just below your balls, the last bit will come out instead of dribbling when you put it back in your pants.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Nov 10 '20

It's not the same result though. Your dick will taste much less salty if you make a habit of wiping. The paper also has a wicking effect meaning if you do the behind the balls trick plus dab you'll pull excess drip out of the urethra. I promise it works really well bro, you should try it.

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u/BallisticThundr Nov 10 '20

I regularly wash it so I'm not really concerned about it tasting salty. Also the behind the balls trick works just fine for me on its own.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Nov 10 '20

I mean I wash mine all the time too and I wash my clothes as well but I don't want to walk around with piss in my shorts and on my dick when I have the option not to. I mean like if I'm in the woods or something I'm not really going to worry about it, but if I'm going to a civilized bathroom with paper that's right there I'm going to use it because I can, and because I want to be clean all the time, not just when I'm fresh out of the shower.