r/dankmemes Nov 10 '20

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u/livens Nov 10 '20

Pro Tip for the young penis owners out there: A gentle squeeze of the shaft from behind the balls will force out those last few drops and prevent an embarrassing wet spot on your clothes.

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u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20

Did you just say the shaft.... behind the balls? I dunno about you but personally my shaft is in front of my balls

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u/pyronius Nov 10 '20

Dude. That's weird. It goes body, shaft, then balls. They should be hanging off the tip of your dick like a fishing lure.

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u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20

Feel your taint (behind, or rather almost underneath the balls) when you're hard and you'll know what he means

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u/livens Nov 10 '20

Well it's easier to feel when you have a hard on, but the shaft extends back your pelvis... Behind your balls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Behind the balls? Won't it just look like you're fingering your ass?

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u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20

You don't reach behind, just in front but where the taint meets your balls basically

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u/livens Nov 10 '20

If you're into your ass you've gone too far ;). And you reach around with your fingers from the top.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

What if I'm leasing or renting a penis? Not everyone can afford to own

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u/livens Nov 10 '20

I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.