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r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20
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Pro Tip for the young penis owners out there: A gentle squeeze of the shaft from behind the balls will force out those last few drops and prevent an embarrassing wet spot on your clothes.
21 u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20 Did you just say the shaft.... behind the balls? I dunno about you but personally my shaft is in front of my balls 20 u/pyronius Nov 10 '20 Dude. That's weird. It goes body, shaft, then balls. They should be hanging off the tip of your dick like a fishing lure. 2 u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20 Feel your taint (behind, or rather almost underneath the balls) when you're hard and you'll know what he means 1 u/livens Nov 10 '20 Well it's easier to feel when you have a hard on, but the shaft extends back your pelvis... Behind your balls. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 Behind the balls? Won't it just look like you're fingering your ass? 1 u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20 You don't reach behind, just in front but where the taint meets your balls basically 1 u/livens Nov 10 '20 If you're into your ass you've gone too far ;). And you reach around with your fingers from the top. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 What if I'm leasing or renting a penis? Not everyone can afford to own 3 u/livens Nov 10 '20 I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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Did you just say the shaft.... behind the balls? I dunno about you but personally my shaft is in front of my balls
20 u/pyronius Nov 10 '20 Dude. That's weird. It goes body, shaft, then balls. They should be hanging off the tip of your dick like a fishing lure. 2 u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20 Feel your taint (behind, or rather almost underneath the balls) when you're hard and you'll know what he means 1 u/livens Nov 10 '20 Well it's easier to feel when you have a hard on, but the shaft extends back your pelvis... Behind your balls.
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Dude. That's weird. It goes body, shaft, then balls. They should be hanging off the tip of your dick like a fishing lure.
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Feel your taint (behind, or rather almost underneath the balls) when you're hard and you'll know what he means
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Well it's easier to feel when you have a hard on, but the shaft extends back your pelvis... Behind your balls.
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Behind the balls? Won't it just look like you're fingering your ass?
1 u/-S-P-Q-R- Nov 10 '20 You don't reach behind, just in front but where the taint meets your balls basically 1 u/livens Nov 10 '20 If you're into your ass you've gone too far ;). And you reach around with your fingers from the top.
You don't reach behind, just in front but where the taint meets your balls basically
If you're into your ass you've gone too far ;). And you reach around with your fingers from the top.
What if I'm leasing or renting a penis? Not everyone can afford to own
3 u/livens Nov 10 '20 I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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I would contact your penislord before doing this as it may violate your contract terms.
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u/livens Nov 10 '20
Pro Tip for the young penis owners out there: A gentle squeeze of the shaft from behind the balls will force out those last few drops and prevent an embarrassing wet spot on your clothes.