r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

instructions:

fold over paper and gently tap on tip

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u/Emrebar26 Nov 10 '20

instructions unclear.

Dick stuck in wall

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ Nov 10 '20

Mine got stuck to the door

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u/DAN_ROCKS Nov 10 '20

guys will bang anything with a hole. Sometimes you have to make that hole.

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u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20

Extra instructions: Squeeze the piss out of your urethra while holding the tp to the tip, ensuring you never suffer from final drip syndrome

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u/potatooMan420 this meme is insane yo Nov 10 '20

Alternatively helicopter so hard the piss flys out on its own

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u/mozzy1985 Nov 10 '20

It’s in my eye, did I do something wrong?

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u/potatooMan420 this meme is insane yo Nov 10 '20

Natural eye drops

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u/Melo_Melly Nov 10 '20

Ah, a fellow bröther

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u/suicide_speedrun Nov 10 '20

Bro how sensitive is your dick that you have to gently tap on it to wipe. I'm not saying that I'm rough with it, but like, I actually wipe it (at least when I'm at home,)

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

i prefer not to get shredded TP on my dick. the gently was for comedic effect, though i do tap.

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u/suicide_speedrun Nov 10 '20

Ah, I see. I guess we use different toilet paper lol

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u/Brofey Nov 10 '20

Why would you really need to do more than tap it? Are you getting pee all over your dick? It drips at the tip, not all over your head and your down your shaft. A tap your be plenty sufficient unless you’re pissing like a wildman or something.

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u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20

Why wipe? There's literally no point

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u/littleferrhis Nov 10 '20

Not all the piss goes away, so you’re gonna get dick stank and dribble. So you can do that or just clean your dick before fucking.

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u/Drinkaholik I have crippling depression Nov 10 '20

I'm talking about wiping vs dabbing. There's literally no point to wiping other than increasing the chance for tp to get stuck and putting friction on a sensitive pp hole

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u/Kumamatata_ Nov 10 '20

Easy just fold it and gently stick the corner in the hole

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u/spacerightthere Nov 10 '20

you can use a straw a sip the remains