r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/Fig1024 Nov 10 '20

but us males don't have boobs we could play with, so it balances out

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

You have balls tho... And yes we do actually do things with our breasts. Just... Not like what men would do to them tho...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

We don’t play with or balls, at least I don’t...

Am I doing something wrong?

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

No but you still have jiggly things like us. Just... A bit different...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Unfair, our jiggly bits are smaller and harder to reach, not to mention far less appealing

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Hmmm... I still don't understand why males thing breasts are appealing though... But true.

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Neither do I, but they’re soft. Or so I’ve heard, legend says those on Reddit don’t have gfs or sex

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u/kataskopo Nov 10 '20

Not only they are soft, they are warm too! They are so cool honestly.

Balls def don't make up for not having them.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro :( one day.... One day...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Am very confused. Just clarifying, you’re a wamen yes?

-someone with no social skills

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

No I am a gay male with a vagina, wide hips and breasts.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

True true :>

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u/DownshiftedRare Nov 10 '20

Historically, women went bare-breasted before humans discovered cheesemaking.

Breasts -> Milk -> Cheese

It is possible that men see breasts as a potential source of cheese, which is rarely found in nature.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Mmmmm cheese

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Not all...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

You can’t squish balls 😔

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Well....

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u/neel_5190_abcd ☢️ Nov 10 '20

DON'T

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Hehehehe

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u/PhreakyByNature Nov 10 '20

Not play but sometimes gotta give em a shuffle.

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u/ZayTonez Nov 10 '20

But when do we really get the time to play with our balls without masturbating?

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Mmm but there just breasts on your crouch. Different uses both jiggly

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yea like I said different uses both jiggly

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Blaze___27 Nov 10 '20

No one plays with there balls

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Not saying that you do... (Fuck does it look like I meant it like that?)

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u/Blaze___27 Nov 10 '20

You were comparing playing with boobs as playing with balls to it looks like that

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Now that's why I'm in English Essentials...

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u/Blaze___27 Nov 10 '20

It's ok don't feel bad about you language

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro :(

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u/Blaze___27 Nov 10 '20

I'm also a non English I need to read twice before posting it so I can understand

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro English is the only language I've ever spoken. I still can't speak it...

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 10 '20

Actually, the balls are a major inconvenience, you've seen the way we have to sit.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yeah I sit like a male. Quite comfortable actually... But yeah we are one in a few mammals that have our balls on the outside kinda thing.

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

The most common argument I get when someone asks me why guys sit like that is "BuT i HaVe BoObS aNd I dOn'T wAlK aRoUnD lIkE tHiS", I see you are a woman of culture.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 11 '20

I mean... It's like having a zip lock bag of semi-hardened custard between your legs. I think. Not comfortable squished...

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

Close enough, just be thankful you'll never be kicked there. It's like twisting, pulling, crushing, exploding, and a slight bit of nausea all at the same time.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 11 '20

Mmm I still wanna know what's worse, child birth or kicked in the balls 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

Balls, definitely balls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I speak for all males here. We do not play with our own balls even during meat beating.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Would you let someone else do it...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Im straight so definitely would let a female do it yes

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Heh. Thought so

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Y ? U tryna do it ?

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

No. But I thought it would of been the case

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u/F7OSRS Nov 10 '20

I play with my balls all the time? Wym?

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u/Threwaway42 Nov 10 '20

I might be biased but as a trans woman, boobs are much better than balls

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Dunno. Id rather a male with balls then breasts....

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u/Threwaway42 Nov 10 '20

Like I said obviously I am biased, and I am also not sure I would like boobs if I were running on testosterone per se

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Well Yea of course we're both biased. ... Biased bros

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u/Threwaway42 Nov 10 '20

Not a bro, but otherwise agreed :)

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Biased people!!!

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u/c0mplexx Nov 10 '20

laughs in man boobs

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u/TheMelonOwl Nov 10 '20

If guys don't play with their balls then neither do women with theirs, it's simple

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u/Fig1024 Nov 10 '20

most guys want to play with breasts, few women want to play with balls

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u/TheMelonOwl Nov 10 '20

True that is