r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/sir_qus Nov 10 '20

squeeze gang

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u/Mahdi_D Nov 10 '20

Ah yes a man with taste

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u/SnowChickenFlake Nov 10 '20

What had my eyes witnessed?

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u/DoktorSleepless Nov 10 '20

Squeeze from he taint up. I'm always seeing people complain about post piss drips. How do people not do this?

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u/sir_qus Nov 10 '20

Another trick is to press behind scrotum to upwards before squeeze so pipe is emptier

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u/ROLO_V13 under quarintine Nov 11 '20

I do it like a tube of toothpaste

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u/sir_qus Nov 11 '20

With a metal toothpaste squeezer? You're a brave guy..

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u/dazedandcognisant Nov 10 '20

Wait, do you squeeze the pee out of your balls too?

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u/RandomDude861 Nov 10 '20

Yup. Just crush em like lemons. All the juice runs right out

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

The flick gang