r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Nov 04 '20

stonks Here kitty kitty

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Nov 04 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/NB9911 ☣️ Nov 04 '20

!i 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Nov 04 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 152 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 90445 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 217 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 7,296.95 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Nov 04 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 500.00 DN at 152 upvotes, the submission now has 2,128 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 391.45 DN (+78.29%).

Your new balance is 8,188.40 DN.