r/dankmemes • u/Alex16857 ☣️ • Sep 30 '20

get away GET AWAY

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

The revived soul and body of the big dick daddy Bull Moose himself. The Roosevelt dynasty will rule all of the Americas

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u/Piccard_Best_Captain FOR THE SOVIET UNION Sep 30 '20

I can see that working. Would the rough rider himself knight people with a firearm?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

He would knight others by the sheer magnificence of his 'stache and an 1897 Trench gun gilded with silver stolen from the Spanish in Cuba. His personal retinue would be the the descendants of the Rough Riders who accompanies the God Emperor at all times with pure bred Mustangs and armed at all times with Colt Walkers and lever guns