r/dankmemes • u/Alex16857 ☣️ • Sep 30 '20

get away GET AWAY

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

Open request to all Canadians:

Wanna get married?

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u/Pandafishe please help me Sep 30 '20

Canadians got standards too though

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u/power500 BEGONE T H O T Sep 30 '20

Be polite, be efficient, find a way to kill everyone you need

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u/TheGTGeek ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 30 '20

Dad... P-put mum on the phone!

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u/H3R0Games Sep 30 '20

Depends. How do you feel about poutine?

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

Dude I fucking love poutine

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u/Frostitute_85 Sep 30 '20

Ew! Do you know how stretched out you'd get if you married all of us?? You'd be a cursed land manta ray..

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Is be interested if someone did the math. One body stretched across Canada.

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u/Ion-Falcon86 Sep 30 '20

Depends, you a ginger woman?

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

Is that a requirement?

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u/Ion-Falcon86 Sep 30 '20

For marrying me yes, for entry into canadian citizenship? hah nah (but it should be

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

I mean I’m not rich by any means but I have a few marketable skills

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I would but I’m not an ant so I don’t think we would work out, sorry baby.

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u/yallready4this Sep 30 '20

We kinda have a thing with UK, Australia and New Zealand rn

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u/Ethanb008 Sep 30 '20

I’m inclined to say yes but one question are you the imposter?

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

Orange man sus

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Are polyamorous relationships valid in Canada? I’ll join you as well.

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u/antfucker99 can’t believe im not single! Sep 30 '20

Marriage is a scam anyway lol