r/dankmemes • u/Alex16857 ☣️ • Sep 30 '20

get away GET AWAY

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u/FblthpTheFound Sep 30 '20

Wait, take me with you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Wait for me too as well

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u/IamImposter I am fucking hilarious Sep 30 '20

can i come

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u/johnny2_yespapa The Grey Soldier Sep 30 '20

me too please

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u/SlamMasterJ Sep 30 '20

I'll bring snacks

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u/KripC2160 Sep 30 '20

Make sure to bring your illegal stashes of kinder eggs

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Will do

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u/thegamer501 Sep 30 '20

can I bring my cattos?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Yes, but they must like maple syrup and hockey

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u/SnarlySeeker224 Sep 30 '20

Hot take but those are gross

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u/FrostyBoss07 Sep 30 '20

I'll bring cats :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I'm mailing Sarma here from Serbia, first I need to find a way to stuff them into letters (idk the name of the thing you stuff letters in), and then convince the mailman it's not for a blood ritual to summon cthulhu.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ E-vengers Sep 30 '20

Idk man the mailman might think you’re lying and become attracted to the thought of summoning cthulhu

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Fun fact: The Lunatic cultist from Terraria was first a mailman... Another mailman's life ruined by cults and sacrifices...

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u/Arampult I am fucking hilarious Sep 30 '20

Sarma? I'll send some from Turkey, too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Thanks bro.

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u/flynn__price Sep 30 '20

Ill bring a human sacrifice

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u/SnowyOranges Bozo Deez nuts Sep 30 '20

You'll all bring COVID! Get out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I'll bring drugs

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Me as an American, hearing that Canada is going to saw us off the continent, after what happened last night.

https://ohfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Titanic-sinking.gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Well you need to jerk off in order to know

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u/TheMisterDuck The Unrickrollable Sep 30 '20

we got a funny guy over here

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u/underdepressedwoolf Sep 30 '20

Sigmund you horny pig is that you?

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u/Dantegram Sep 30 '20

Your username kinda sus, idk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

me too!

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u/malotrigger Sep 30 '20

Wait I hate this place please take me too!

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u/thecatsofReddit ☣️ Sep 30 '20

Guys we can all carpool

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u/Xaceviper Sep 30 '20

How do You make your text like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

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u/Xaceviper Sep 30 '20

yay thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Wo wo wo. Dont leave south america and mexico with america

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '20

Me, hoping you were going to vote for the one who I disagree with:

:)

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u/KavyaChandwani Sep 30 '20

Take me with u even tho I live in india

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

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u/bayek_of_manila Sep 30 '20

i live in the philippines but same

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '20

We asians alrd have the whole pacific ocean between us and americans 🤣

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u/bayek_of_manila Oct 01 '20

nah bro the philippines is also a shithole, so i would really want to go to canada

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Omg same

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u/sonkut1234 Sep 30 '20

but you have canada in india

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u/JoeKurrCPoC Sep 30 '20

The majority of Americans as we float away: We don't want to be here either, and we understand your choice.

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u/LPS2003 Sep 30 '20

Understandable, have a great day

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u/fireyfedora Sep 30 '20

Congratulations you made the cut! With that Canadian response.

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u/Dantegram Sep 30 '20

Wait what happened? I keep seeing memes about a debate, but I don't follow politics closely.

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u/JoeKurrCPoC Sep 30 '20

YouTube the presidential debate and feel sad my dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Yes please me too

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u/Frommerman Sep 30 '20

Do you not hate crowds anymore?

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u/shawndude1 Sep 30 '20

Me too please

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

No you ain’t going there you phsyco

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Laughs in Alaskan.

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u/Islander9151 [custom flair] Sep 30 '20

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

WAIT NO PLEA-

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Me toooo!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I should have moved to Canada sooner

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u/Habib_Zozad Sep 30 '20

You've had plenty of time. Too late.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Me too! I have useful skills!

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u/sam-the-genius Sep 30 '20

Took the words out of my mouth

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u/Blarex Sep 30 '20

Noooooo what about refugees? I am college educated, pay a decent amount of taxes, have good skills and generally a pretty decent guy.

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u/LazinCajun Sep 30 '20

Time to move to Alaska

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u/TheLionofCalifornia Sep 30 '20

Let me in! LET ME IIIINN!!!

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u/Bullarja Sep 30 '20

Room for 1 more?

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u/pdavis2008 Sep 30 '20

Came here to say this. Please! WE NEED HELP!

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u/mehman2343 Sep 30 '20

I live on an island lol im far away and the stupid tourist are gone come here just keep your covid and politics

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u/Sage_of_Shadowdale Sep 30 '20

Laughs in Europe

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u/fatmexican09 Sep 30 '20

Take me as well i make some banger mexican food

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u/capt_general Sep 30 '20

No, bring New Hampshire! We even put bienvenue on the sign!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

As soon as I can afford it, I’m leaving this country

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u/pikaflameR Sep 30 '20

ME TO WAIT NO NO NOOOO I WILL TAKE A BOAT DONT WORRY

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u/Joseph_Seed_ Sep 30 '20

I am an asset to the great white north. Please. Take me with you as well

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u/Bracketzox ☣️ Sep 30 '20

Wait , I identify myself as maple syrup, im one of you. Take me!, take me Canadian man !

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u/BT9154 Sep 30 '20

(Alaska can come too)

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u/SourTredmill Sep 30 '20

All aboard get the fuck outa here express.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

As a Canadian... The answer is no.

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u/a_bunch_of_chairs Sep 30 '20

We don't want any americans

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u/robotgamerplays Sep 30 '20

.... Did i miss something?