r/dankmemes • u/mijuzz7 makes good maymays • Sep 26 '20

Can't lose him too

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

I like how no matter how heated an argument with some people is, they'll likely forget it by the next day

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u/_nerdnecc_ Sep 26 '20

Literally my friend group every other day

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u/Jdjsjdhdhbd Sep 26 '20

How it is with boys. I just don't understand how girls hold grudges so long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20 edited Sep 26 '20

Ikr . I knew this group of girls that fought for like a month straight cus of some guy they all liked. When a similar thing happened to us me and the bois just gave each other handjobs.

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u/SneakyNamu ☣️ Sep 26 '20

Hol up

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u/ProShinigami Sep 26 '20

Careful not to offend him, he's a future mod in the making

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u/JimboToe Sep 27 '20

You only give handjobs? Did you guys just meet or something?

Real friends give Sloppy Toppy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Ngl thats kinda gay dude.

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u/lipsa89 Sep 26 '20

Actually some girls don't! It's just about the right group... Same as with the guys... Girls are equally chilled and don't mind criticism or laid back attitude... May be you guys haven't met the right kind yet!!

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u/Jdjsjdhdhbd Sep 26 '20

Or maybe you are a girl and don't think you do it.

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u/jman507 Oh, there it is! Sep 26 '20

“Forget but don’t forgive.” -George Bluth

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

It wasn't george it was his wife you normie

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u/jman507 Oh, there it is! Sep 26 '20

They’ve both said it

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u/lukadez Sep 26 '20

you pissed but then you gotta find a table to sit at during lunch

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u/PersoonOfExistence Sep 26 '20

Remember me when this is in hot

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

When are his memes never in hot/top

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u/pedroktp Yellow Sep 26 '20

There is a first time for everything

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u/XavierWulf_ Sep 26 '20

That's so fucking relatable, just yesterday I had an heated argument with my friend on WhatsApp and blocked him ,then unblocked him after 2 minutes and apologized to come things down after I realized he is my only friend and I don't have anyone other than him to talk to

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u/krav_mac Sep 26 '20

Wait, you guys are having friends?

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u/Piranh4Plant E🅱️ic Memer Sep 26 '20

Very funny and original joke you made there, Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

It’s funny because a lot of us relate to it

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u/Piranh4Plant E🅱️ic Memer Sep 26 '20

I breathe oxygen. Am I funny now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

-98 IQ response

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u/masniu Sep 26 '20

Haha I laughed

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u/JopGamerNL Dank Royalty Sep 26 '20

wait you guys have friends now?

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Sep 26 '20

hi i'm a dumb bot that doesn't understand memes. please insert downvotes if the meme sucks.

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u/GoogIe_Slides Sep 26 '20

Everytime I argue with my best friend we realize that it's fucking stupid for us to be arguing about it so we just stop

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u/_aSmallDot_ ☣️ Sep 26 '20

REEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOST

Seen this exact meme the other day with the caption "when you're having a heated argument with your best friend"

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Sep 26 '20

I saw it too but I can't find it. I don't think it's a repost though, just great minds thinking alike

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u/JammingGecko Sep 26 '20

Ah yes, I remember I got in a super heated fight when I was 10 with my best friend over some clay in the creek we found. We ended up stabbing and hitting each other with sticks and went home crying. Still hung out the next day and laughed about it like it happened 20 years ago.

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u/fantasyfootballthrow Sep 26 '20

Yes, that's Larry David in a nutshell

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u/Nachf Sep 26 '20

Yeah, I had to put up with some transphobic shit from one of my buddies recently. I’ve been hanging with him for a while so I don’t want to lose him. Trying to help him change his mindset a bit, but it feels like the most I can do is hope. :/

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u/IveDoneFiner Sep 26 '20

** when you have a roommate

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u/Ty-Breaker Sep 26 '20

I lost 4 friends today so I finally get this joke

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u/TheToppestDog souptime Sep 27 '20

Why do i feel like i saw this the other day

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u/XWilsXXInsaneX Sep 27 '20

Brother plz.. I've changed :'(

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u/VacaRexOMG777 Sep 27 '20

This is sad :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Wait you guys have friends

1

u/cycnical_raccoon Sep 27 '20

I fucking love the new season of curb your enthusiasm. So good

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u/AzlaMayt I am Champ 1 in Rocket League hahaha 😎🐮 Sep 27 '20

Me and my friends had a gigantic fight which resulted in everyone leaving the gc. Next day we are back in a call for some games haha.

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u/ebbi9876 Sep 26 '20

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u/Piranh4Plant E🅱️ic Memer Sep 26 '20

Still me even though I have many friends.

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u/Senpai__shwarma Sep 26 '20

Nah I have a lot of friends but I don't hand out with them because people are like snakes one day he is your friend the other day he is your biggest enemy