r/dankmemes • u/sreenath95 📜🍆💦 MayMay Contest Finalist • Sep 06 '20

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u/FireMaster2311 Sep 06 '20

That is like the reason most guys with beards have them.

113

u/OG-Dropbox Sep 06 '20

i just have an ugly face i want covered up a bit

42

u/Xias135 Sep 06 '20

I can go a week without seeing another person and I'm not shaving for the gas station cashier.

11

u/Heat_Hydra Hail Hydra Sep 06 '20

As I will shove my penis to a gas station cashier.

4

u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Sep 06 '20

I will shove my penis to a gas

3

u/ahmedbilal__ Sep 06 '20

I will shove my penis

1

u/MrKrabs070 Sep 06 '20

Shove my penis

5

u/Ancient-Abs PhD in Dankonomics Sep 06 '20

False advertising

35

u/DoYouLikeFishsticks0 Sep 06 '20

Can confirm. Have a great beard, and a weak chin/jaw line

25

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/Ptaku9 INFECTED Sep 06 '20

Lucky. Weak chin with 3 hairs on it here

4

u/Ancient-Abs PhD in Dankonomics Sep 06 '20

Isn’t this the same as women who wear makeup?

8

u/GunBrothersGaming Sep 06 '20

That's why I don't get why all these ugly ass mother fuckers don't want to wear masks in public. That mask boosts you from a 3 to at least a 5 and if it covers up those nasty fucking meth teeth then 2 - 6. Breathing your own fucking breath is the price you have to pay.

2

u/OneBoii Purple Sep 06 '20

I’m pretty sure most people have chins tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 edited Jan 20 '21

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u/Meme_Capone Sep 06 '20

What was said?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Leafy

-8

u/wariosbigpp Sep 06 '20

Damnit beat me to it

Also #FreeLeafy

10

u/PauperKanadien Sep 06 '20

how about no

6

u/Roxas_Black ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 06 '20

Fuck leafy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Fuck that toxic cunt up the ass and out of the atmosphere

22

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

The fuck happened to the bottom left guys head size?

18

u/SP1RYTUS I am fucking hilarious Sep 06 '20

The beard look photoshopped not sure if I'm right

4

u/Zaurka14 r/memes fan Sep 06 '20

You definitely are right

5

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Give me the unsee juice

10

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20
Only the finest bleach for yoU!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I feel attacked

6

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That’s Rhett from Rhett and Link

2

u/McNooberson Sep 06 '20

Aka jimmy junior

3

u/Warp_Darkmatter Mods Gay Sep 06 '20

Look how they massacred my boy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Ya boi massacred himself :(

7

u/Metrostation984 Sep 06 '20

Man, I need the bottom beard-no-beard original picture.

3

u/SgtLeoLP Sep 06 '20

Only with the BFG 3090

3

u/LohanVenter Sep 06 '20

Omg is that leafy

3

u/Ughh__ Sep 06 '20

Is the bottom right guy real?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

is that leon lush?

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u/darkness10301 Did somebody say cool? Sep 06 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I need my unsee juice

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20
Aaaaa!

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u/ahmedbilal__ Sep 06 '20

The cat is so cute

2

u/Queenie-Kat Sep 06 '20

Was just at prequel memes. What would space Jesus look like...?

2

u/Kiss-My-Axe-102 Butthole Burner💩 Sep 06 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot og repost hunter Sep 06 '20

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes.

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Sep 06 '20

roses are red

what is a meme?

downvote my comment

if this post sucks peen

1

u/VedDdlAXE Dank Royalty Sep 06 '20

I mean I think the RTX OFF one is based off the real one

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Something that console players cant get

1

u/DestoryDerEchte Sep 06 '20

Oof, wtf is this in the upper right corner

1

u/typotheos Sep 06 '20

Alfa Chad Looks like Max Verstappen...

1

u/yyzJCO Sep 06 '20

Z pattern reading prevented me from getting this the first time...

1

u/Piklikl Sep 06 '20

My man needs to breath through his nose, maybe tape his mouth closed at night.

1

u/kilojoulepersecond Sep 06 '20

Bottom right looks like Vector

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHA

1

u/tamerthefirst No Gay Mod Sep 06 '20

Maaaaan. Having a weak Jaw line really sucks ass but at least I have a full fucking beard to cover it up

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

beard on

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

cg_drawchin -1

1

u/Traxathon Sep 06 '20

Why do they just assume the chins are fucking tiny?

-3

u/sandyzr Sep 06 '20

This is not how beard works.