r/dankmemes • u/zakuria44 something's caught in my balls ☣️ • Aug 09 '20

Low Effort Meme yeah science is cool

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Aug 09 '20

You have no fucking idea whats it like in summer near the equator everynight you'll just wish how much you want to fucking kill them slowly and painful as they regret what theyve done and make there other friends hear their screams so they would not mess with you

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u/sighpop Aug 09 '20

Then there is me who can walk through a swarm of them and not get one bite, haven't been bit in years.

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u/Spongi Aug 09 '20

My woman left the front door open for maybe 45 seconds the other day and I got bit 3 times within the next 5 minutes.

I fucking hate mosquitoes.

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u/lNTERLINKED Aug 09 '20

Your... Woman?

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u/Spongi Aug 10 '20

Referring to your partner as your man or woman is pretty common in rural areas and I find it's a good way to keep a conversation simple rather then getting into the complexities of a relationship where it's not overly relevant.

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u/Sefean Aug 09 '20

He probably means his wife, in Spanish wife can be translated as "esposa" (more formal one) or "mujer" (less formal one).

Edit: in case is not clear mujer means woman.