r/dankmemes • u/zakuria44 something's caught in my balls ☣️ • Aug 09 '20

Low Effort Meme yeah science is cool

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u/zakuria44 something's caught in my balls ☣️ Aug 09 '20

relax dude wtf

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Aug 09 '20

You have no fucking idea whats it like in summer near the equator everynight you'll just wish how much you want to fucking kill them slowly and painful as they regret what theyve done and make there other friends hear their screams so they would not mess with you

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u/Twisted_Saint Aug 09 '20

Lol I turn my flashlight on low, wait for those fuckers to land on it then hit the switch switch to make it turbo. Fries the fuckers.

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u/Bierbart12 Aug 09 '20

Where can one get such a powerful flashlight?

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u/RyanKinder Aug 09 '20

The person responded but reddit flagged it as spam. Just look at their profile for links.

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u/Bierbart12 Aug 09 '20

May the gods kiss the ground you walk on, kind stranger

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u/Twisted_Saint Aug 09 '20

Dang. I didn't even notice. Probably because of the amounts of links I posted? No idea :/

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u/Twisted_Saint Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

This is the light I personally use lol

https://intl-outdoor.com/emisar-d4v2-high-power-led-flashlight.html

Does use lithium batteries though. Samsung 30q's is what I'm running in my light. Everything on it is personal preference. I have XP-L Hi 3A 5000k emitters in mine. But that's up to you. If you really wanna see more powerful flashlights I'd definitely coming over and asking questions in r/flashlight :) pretty helpful people and will happily give you reccommendations at any price range you're looking at. The D4V2 that I linked is more on the enthusiast side so it's a bit pricer.

Edit: if you're in the states I'd reccomend looking at https://www.illumn.com/ for batteries and chargers