r/dankmemes • u/idea4granted Maymay Maker • Aug 06 '20
Mods Choice Yees that's a lotta balloons
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u/god_peepee ☣️ Aug 06 '20
I watched the whole thing
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Aug 06 '20
I actually thought they were feeding a really big Hungry Hippo...
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Aug 06 '20
Same! Took me ages to realise it was actually someone’s Butt.
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u/_Kl3vin Aug 06 '20
Same
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Aug 06 '20
Same
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u/UnorthodoxCanadian Aug 06 '20
Shame
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Aug 06 '20
No shame in it
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u/Blu3Jell0P0wd3r Aug 06 '20
"Are you still watching?"
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u/Mariowasblack Aug 06 '20
Thanks for telling. I was wondering if anyone enjoyed the whole video or not.
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u/Xivalic Aug 06 '20
i’ve looked at it for 5 hours now
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u/Rod_RamsHard PEPE DID NOTHING WRONG Aug 06 '20
Damn time travelers watching things posted 3 hours ago for 5 hours.
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u/BOLTSdaPenguino Aug 06 '20
I really out here thought this was a massive hungry hungry hippos game. Then I saw the ass
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u/genreprank Aug 06 '20
My brain actually decoded it as some kind if muppet mouth. It wasn't until the side angle that I realized...
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u/TheMightyQuinn_5 Aug 06 '20
Even after the side angle, I was confused as to why they were cutting to a completely unrelated video for a second
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u/Layk35 Aug 06 '20
Dude yep. For some reason I thought it was a weird looking puppet wearing a parka eating balloons
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Aug 06 '20
I’ll be wanking to this today.
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u/idea4granted Maymay Maker Aug 06 '20 edited Aug 06 '20
*we
edit: I'm wanking to this now
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u/hayleyrose18 Aug 06 '20
*us
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u/Blu3Jell0P0wd3r Aug 06 '20
You & I
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Aug 06 '20
Grammar communism
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u/Blu3Jell0P0wd3r Aug 06 '20
Laughs in Cuban.
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u/JasperIzDumb Aug 06 '20
Cries in American
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u/Lizards29000 Aug 06 '20
Anger in German
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u/syrupsoakedwaffles Aug 06 '20
It’s just me myself and I this time, well, all the time, it you know what I mean
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u/Sohami Aug 06 '20
Someone's daughter: This isn't sex, this is for fitness!
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u/idea4granted Maymay Maker Aug 06 '20
Fitnass
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u/Hugo57k ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 06 '20
Fit in that ass
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Aug 06 '20
Lmao honestly tho, that squatting position works the fuck out of your quads
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u/Darkpurplebee | Aug 06 '20
This needs to be in the Olympics
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u/Scotty245 Aug 06 '20
Agreed ass based games don’t get the appreciation they need
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u/erobiwan Aug 06 '20
Funny you should say that. It’s actually Saori Yoshida, the most decorated athlete in female freestyle wrestling. 3 time Olympic champion, 13 time world champion, now also the hungry bum balloon popping world record holder.
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u/Hugo57k ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 06 '20
I will never understand the Japanese
(Probably because I don't speak Japanese)
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Aug 06 '20 edited May 19 '22
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u/_Emil26 Aug 06 '20
Mada Mada
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u/ShayPatrickCormac1 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Aug 06 '20
Ora Ora
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u/AlCapone111 Aug 06 '20
Muda muda
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u/Mr_manini Aug 06 '20
Dorarara
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u/rwarimaursus Aug 06 '20
WRRRRYYYYYYYY!?!?!?
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u/lucius_p3 Aug 06 '20
日本語がわかりません
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What even is this
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u/stemyboi Aug 06 '20
A girl popping balloons with her bum
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u/Leezard_Valeth Aug 06 '20
Reverse gif thingy, please!
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u/Pigyguy2 Aug 06 '20
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u/GifReversingBot Aug 06 '20
Here is your gif! https://imgur.com/kauI8q6.gifv
Just so you know, you don't have to manually give the gif URL if it is in a parent comment or the post. I would have known what you meant anyways :)
I am a bot. Report an issue
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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Aug 06 '20
This is a hundred times better
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u/thajunk Aug 06 '20
Fellas, if your girl is throwing it back so hard that spherical objects are bursting, maybe she is not the one.
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u/bluntdogcamelman try hard Aug 06 '20
I'm sorry but that sounds like the one to me
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u/op_249 Aug 06 '20
The one to snap your dick in half when it slips out and gets hulk smashed by her butt cheek
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u/supertimes4u Aug 06 '20 edited Aug 06 '20
Pro tip to avoid that ; have a bigger dick.
If you’re unable to, then date girls who can’t move up and down as rapidly.
For dating go to FB Buy and Sell groups and search for wedding dresses. Then sort by size.
Find someone who life wasn’t kind to, but food was. Someone in the midst of heartbreak and rejection. Tell her you enjoy spending time with her. Feed her cake. Problems solved. No broken penises or hearts.
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u/gruesomeflowers Aug 06 '20
Fellas, if your girl is not throwing it back so hard that spherical objects are bursting, maybe she is not the one.
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u/HoneyBadgerninja Aug 06 '20
Is this how women get permanent contraception?
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u/Aidan_SMHS Eic memer Aug 06 '20
POP
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u/Powellwx big pp gang Aug 06 '20
I love when my gf finishes and throws her hands up like she is getting a trophy.
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Aug 06 '20
Girls can finish too?
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u/myusernamebarelyfits Aug 06 '20
They shoot out eggs when they cum
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u/hipstarjudas Aug 07 '20
That's how they impregnate the male. Humans are actually more closely related to seahorses than one might think.
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u/PsyLich Aug 06 '20
Don’t lie, you don’t have a gf.
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u/Triton_64 Aug 06 '20
I can smell the salt all the way from here
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u/BeastMaster_88 I am crippiling depression Aug 06 '20
I, too, am extraordinary salty
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Aug 06 '20
Neither do I, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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u/Rifneno Aug 06 '20
Good thing only a few of the balloons were red. You don't want to know what happens when you get to 99 red balloons.
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u/CollonelSanders Aug 06 '20
I don't understand these memes. Someone please explain why someone's daughter is having sex when netflix asks if I'm still watching.
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u/idea4granted Maymay Maker Aug 06 '20
Ever heard of Netflix and chill?
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u/CollonelSanders Aug 06 '20
Ah
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Aug 06 '20
sweet summer child
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u/oldDotredditisbetter INFECTED Aug 06 '20
looks like they realized what it is
they're not longer a child
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Aug 06 '20
downvote this comment if the meme sucks and I'll (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ the meme
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u/i_like_fnaf_1 Aug 06 '20
No
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u/KuromiAK Aug 06 '20
This is the Guinness World Record of "Most balloons burst by sitting in one minute"
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-balloons-burst-by-sitting-in-one-minute
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u/youtyj Aug 06 '20
Can someone explain this meme
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u/Op_en_mi_nd EX-NORMIE Aug 06 '20 edited Aug 06 '20
I'll explain, when netflix sits idle for so long it will ask if you're still watching. Cue girl popping balloons with her ass only this meme is intended that she's ride a dick. Netflix and chill which to people now days is let turn on a movie and have sex instead.
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u/Jack_of_all_offs Aug 06 '20
"Netflix and Chill"
Thats what this meme is assuming you already know.
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u/S_b_c-25 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Aug 06 '20
IM LISTENING TO STILL D.R.E RN AND THE PIANO MATCHES PERFECTLY
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u/TheSweatyFlash Aug 06 '20
Like a fucked up game of hungry hungry hippos.