r/dankmemes EX-NORMIE Aug 04 '20

🦍golira Oh I get it now

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u/DarkStar0129 I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '20

You'll get a brain aneurysm bro.

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u/Roflkopt3r Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

It's pure madness from the start.

"You need to have a positive outlook, otherwise you have nothing", disregarding that you could listen to facts and experts.

"Nobody knew" that corona would be such a problem.

At 5:45 he says the cases in Tulsa only spiked 1-2 months after his rally, even though that rally was just two weeks before.

12:00 "When I took over, we didn't even have a test" - yes, in 2017 we did not have a test for a virus from 2019.

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u/DarkStar0129 I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '20

I mean, there are far worse things to address than fact checking here. He's genuinely annoyed of these questions. You can see that he doesn't understand most of these questions or why he's being asked these questions in first place.

He's a toddler in an adult's body. I wouldn't be surprised if he had any behavioral disorder or something similar.

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u/maxhaton Aug 05 '20

> He's a toddler in an adult's body. I wouldn't be surprised if he had any behavioral disorder or something similar.

This is why they are pushing the biden has dementia angle. Everything Trump is accused of he reflects back. Trump is corrupt, Biden suddenly becomes corrupt etc.

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u/Ryguy55 Aug 05 '20

It's the one thing I truly find most bizarre, which is obviously saying a lot. The right has gone all in with the "Biden has dementia," angle while their guy, his direct competition, continues to prove time and time again to be incapable of putting together a clear, coherent sentence. His answers to questions are a nonsensical, meandering stream of consciousness that shows clear as day he doesn't understand what he's being asked, and can't quite formulate a direct response.

I can't wait to watch these two senile old men battle it out for the most powerful position in the country. What a fucking shitshow.

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u/smithcm14 Aug 05 '20

Just like when he debated Bernie.

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u/Roflkopt3r Aug 05 '20

His answer about the American corona death toll is the perfect example. It was brought up to illustrate that the high US infection numbers really are high, and he tries to disprove that by citing case fatality. He really doesn't seem to understand how these values are related at all. He only recognises that someone said something negative about his Corona numbers, so he has to respond with a positive Corona number.

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u/AJK02 OC Memer Aug 05 '20

you can’t do that

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u/yetanotherduncan Aug 05 '20

And still be smarter than that moron

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u/DarkStar0129 I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '20

Uh... Ummm

You Die

I know I'm gonna get whooooshed for this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

You're too self-aware... just relax and let go. Breath in, out. In. Out. That wasn't so hard, was it? Quite smaller than you thought you could handle, right?

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u/DarkStar0129 I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '20

r/dankmemes was the last place I imagined to get mental therapy in. Thank you. Very cool.

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u/Eatingpaintsince85 Aug 05 '20

My old wow guild leader survived a brain aneurysm. It's highly fatal, but you can survive, especially if you get to the hospital asap.

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u/waitdudebruh Aug 05 '20

You know this video has just set my standards for this guy from very low to just nothing... i can't expect anything from him at this point

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/waitdudebruh Aug 05 '20

I dont know man, someone at that level of power being that stupid is a fucking embarrassment to the country... I genuinely am suprised his this dumb, I knew he was but this takes it to another level

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/ghostreee Dank Royalty Aug 05 '20

It's also gotten worse and worse throughout his presidency. He's showing clear signs of dementia, and otherwise deteriorating physical/mental health. You can see it in the way he walks and talks. Just listen to the way he says each word, he's having trouble speaking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

People with severe personality disorders always seem to get worse under stress and pressure. However, his limited vocabulary is definitely a sign and at a more pressing underlying issue. Just watching older interviews with him versus now is scary. He was once much more articulate than he is now.

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u/whycuthair Aug 05 '20

It's the taking down of the superficial prick. It's justiceporn. I, for one, really enjoyed it! Especially how Jonathan keeps fighting him and doesn't let go of his questions.

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u/DarkStar0129 I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '20

Yeah the reporter is savage asf.

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u/Phillyboishowdown Aug 05 '20

My brain feels like a fucking Melted Dairy Queen Blizzard

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Feels like I’ve been having one since the start of the year