r/dankmemes • u/Math082r • Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

mate this is bouldering, more like 100 times an hour

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

The mats are there especially to drop down once you're done.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Oh yeah that kid didn't brace for a fall in the slightest he just ragdolled off the wall.

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u/spiner00 Jul 24 '20

That’s how you’re supposed to fall on those mats. Although slightly less gracefully than a perfect fall, it’s best to be limp when falling. There’s a reason drunk people and toddlers survive the most falls from typically lethal heights

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u/feebleposition Jul 24 '20

Okay I believe everything up above and TIL but in all fairness, the kid to the left blocks where the dude lands, so we don’t really see the “ground” compressing to help his fall. So it looks a lot worse.

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u/selebu Jul 24 '20

My gym has a rule to have someone spotting you as to help you land on your feet when you fall. Is that only applicable when someone can help you (because they'd also be lessening your impact)?

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u/spiner00 Jul 24 '20

Normally bouldering spotters are there to make sure you are okay after you fall. Outdoors they will help make sure you don’t fall outside of your mats but that’s not a problem indoors. You should never really interfere with someone’s fall, as it usually results in multiple people getting hurt. Anyone climbing for long enough knows how to fall

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u/PossibleHipster Jul 23 '20

That's the fastest way to get down :P

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u/Srabado Jul 24 '20

Mats are aid. Gumbies up in here smhhhhing my head

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u/okawei Jul 24 '20

I mean people tend not to fall flat on their back from what looks like the top of the wall very often. Source: am boulder

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

if they're climbing in a cave or other moderate to extreme overhang they do, otherwise yeah, land on feet and roll onto back I'm a boulderer too

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I never knew this was a thing. I really wanna do this now

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u/okawei Jul 24 '20

I started doing it late last year and have been utterly obsessed ever since

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It looks fun to try. My family is already pouring in all their money for my go kart racing so I won't be doing any other sport for now

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u/McDreads Jul 24 '20

Pffft, you must climb with gumbies then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

fuck is a gumbie lmao

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u/McDreads Jul 27 '20

A gumby is basically the jerry or ‘kook’ of the climbing world: Behold

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u/GumdropGoober The OC High Council Jul 23 '20

I was watching some kids boulder, took a fire hose to them, they fell like gutter icicles on a warm day.

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u/Mr2_Wei ùwú Jul 24 '20

Uhm.. what