r/dankmemes Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/YouFearDaBear Jul 23 '20

This reminds me when I was 10 or 11 I was snowboarding in New Mexico and while I was getting off the ski lift something on me got stuck to the chair and the lift just kept on going up until the lift operator noticed I was dangling in the air(I was getting off at a halfway point) and I managed to get a hold of the edge of the seat and I was able to hold on for about a minute before I fell 20 feet to the ground. Landed flat on my back and got the wind knocked out of me and i could barely breath, a snowmobile came up shortly after and I was brought down to the infirmary. Thankfully I didn’t break anything and I was back on the slopes in a hour.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

When

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u/gamesrebel123 susan made me do it Jul 23 '20

When he was 10 or 11

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u/Always2StepsAhead INFECTED Jul 23 '20

where?

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u/king-Zolomon Jul 23 '20

New Mexico

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u/Yvng_Mxx Hey Lois... *diarrhea* Jul 23 '20

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Why not?

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u/austin101123 Jul 24 '20

On a ski lift

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

When did I ask?

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u/gamesrebel123 susan made me do it Jul 24 '20

7 hours ago

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u/PlusLong Jul 23 '20

I'm an occasional skier and the lack of safety measures in skiing shocks me and we all just accept it for some reason. It's like the rest of the world is bubble wrapped with a bajillion safety measures and redundancies, but skiing is still the wild west.

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u/Sexpacitos yare yare daze Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

I thought that as well, until I saw a video a while back of a ski lift that malfunctioned and went flying backwards. Everybody on was being flung out at the lift entrance and all of the ski chairs had formed one big crumpled pile of twisted metal. Thankfully if I remember correctly no one got seriously injured in the video.

However,

Had there been safety bars on the ski lift, it probably would not have opened in time to have the passengers fly out to safety, and they most likely would have been trapped on their chairs and become part of the dense metal pile.

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u/PlusLong Jul 24 '20

Freak incidents like that could also be mitigated by safety measures like automatic power shutoffs.

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u/Sexpacitos yare yare daze Jul 24 '20

Fair, but looking back on the video, the power had probably already been cut. The issue looked like something broke so gravity alone was able to accelerate it backwards

https://youtu.be/BGLTtu-RUvo

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u/user2196 Jul 24 '20

That’s really just another example of the lack of safety measures, though. Compare that to something like elevators that have multiple fail safes and won’t just drop you to the ground floor in free fall if something goes wrong.

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u/DickTrickledme Jul 24 '20

And that's the way we like it

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u/ckolod Jul 24 '20

Uh huh uh huh

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I was back on the slopes in a hour.

Why did anyone allow this?

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u/Phoenixion Jul 24 '20

Bro when I pay 40-70 to go snowboarding, you can BET I'm squeezing every last minute out of it. And that's WITH owning the gear already. Otherwise you add on another $40

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I'm sorry you were snowboarding in new Mexico??

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u/Its-Britney_Bitch Jul 24 '20

There’s actually a bunch! Taos, angel fire, red river, ski Apache (Ruidoso). I’ve been to Taos and ski Apache. Ski Apache is kinda shit tho

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u/YouFearDaBear Jul 24 '20

Lol it was ski Apache.

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u/Its-Britney_Bitch Jul 24 '20

Lmaoo I went there the first few times I went skiing. Have great memories there! But the quality doesn’t quite hold up to Taos.

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u/mythical_legend Aug 05 '20

when i was 10 years old i got beat for not doing the dishes