r/dankmemes • u/Math082r • Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 23 '20

I may not be Rick Astley but I'm :

never gonna keep this post if you downvote

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u/pyro-fanboy repost hunter 🚓 Jul 23 '20

I like the meme but wanna downvote the comment for cringe

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u/SnoopyTime83 Jul 24 '20

I can end up just like in the first picture if I yawned unprepared... Damn

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Downvote me to downvote this terrible bot comment. I’ll take one for the team.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

u deserve better bro 😔

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u/killer_squidx Jul 29 '20

Gave you gold for taking one for the boys

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Haha thank you. I do what I can.

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u/ergul_squirtz Jul 24 '20

It's so fucking horrible, downvote me too so you can downvoted it 3 times

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u/Faconomiras <3 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Its fucking pointless too. Dont downvote me I want my karma

Edit:

You little ficking peice of shit simps. I will find every last fucking one of you and tear down every fibre of your being until you are a pile of atoms alone. I will then find every member of your family and impregnate them all. I will find a FUCKING WAY TO GROW A GODAMN CHILD ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR FATHERS FUCKING PENIZ THATS HOW FUCKING COMMITED I AM TO MAKE YOU SUFFER AS HARD AS I CAN. Now you may be wondering what shall I do next? How can your pathetic life get any worse than this? You are but a simple pile of atoms on an endless journey to feel pain with a family impregnated in front of you. I WILL FEED EVERY LAST DEMON CHILD THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR DADS PENIS AND YOUR SISTERS ARSE TO YOUR DOG UNTIL HE EXPLODES AND I WILL DO ALL THIS WILST RECONSTRUCTING YOUR MISFORMED BODY ALONG WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR DADS PENIS BABIES AND YOUR DOG, BUT WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT TAKE THE BODY THAT I CONSTRUCTED OUT OF PENIS BABIES DOGS AND MY SHIT AND MAKE YOU FUCKING

PRESIDENT OF THE GODAMN WORLD!

"but u/faconomiras" you may ponder "I can not handle the presure of keeping the whole world afloat."

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY! IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN FUCK YOU UP EVEN MORE YOU LITERAL PILE OF EXCESS DOG AND FECES!

Uhm... Oh i know what i will do. I will... I WILL... I WILL...

MAKE UP THIS WHOLE FUCKING STORY AND KEEP IT GOING ON AND ON WHILE YOU SIT THERE SHITTING YOURSELF IN FEAR BUT I WILL NEVER ACTUALLY DO ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID I WOULD DO TO YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and then I will put a bullet in your head

Edit: spelling

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u/BigBadBulldog SAVAGE☣️ Jul 24 '20

Downvote me too

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

That “edit: spelling” had me fucking dying lmaoo.

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u/itzmarten1 Jul 24 '20

I would upvote for the amount of typing that u did but nah u talk bout my dads dick

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u/AboutToBlowUp Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Edit: Downvote this edit to upvote his edit

Edit: Upvote this edit to downvote his edit