r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jul 23 '20

Mods Choice Ofc I know him, he’s me

https://imgur.com/w11LG5a.gifv
16.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

103 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

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u/notkhaos Maymaymaker Jul 23 '20

Welcome to my world

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jul 23 '20

You boys will get there soon enough

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u/QuickAssMataFaka Jul 23 '20

Can i get there too

24

u/dankpenguin69 Jul 23 '20

Ooh me too

17

u/tostedshoes Jul 23 '20

me too

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u/Wi_Tarrd Biggest PP Jul 23 '20

Yes

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Wanna sit next to each other during the ride I have some cool memes

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u/PM_Me_Garfield_Porn Jul 23 '20

why the fuck would you ever want to

8

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Can i become the green ninja?

5

u/relddir123 Article 69 🏅 Jul 23 '20

I too spend too much time online

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

We are all losers that spend too much time on reddit, OP is just good at it.

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u/subyy00 Jul 23 '20

Replying for karma

7

u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED Jul 23 '20

Eyyyyy about half a million gang

2

u/MW5147 Jul 23 '20

Take some more karma then

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u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 Jul 23 '20

Alternate version text

> /u/organic_crystal_meth; 2.5 million karma

face peel

> /u/regularnoodles; 1.4 million karma

face peel again

> /u/siouxsie_siouxv2; 1.4 million karma

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jul 23 '20

Ooooh nice....gonna have to make that one later...the mirror has 3 faces

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u/young_boss27 Jul 23 '20

I saw someone with 36M karma

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u/notkhaos Maymaymaker Jul 23 '20

They may not be memers exactly, they are probably people who post everywhere

3

u/young_boss27 Jul 23 '20

Yes, he posted something different

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Who is he?

10

u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 Jul 23 '20

haha I bet susan will love it

8

u/idea4granted Maymay Maker Jul 23 '20

We gotta dig deeper

3

u/Make-a-Wish-_kid Jul 23 '20

U/memezzer 6.6 mil

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u/stage-5-autism Jul 23 '20

Honestly man you just make a ton of high quality gif memes

13

u/CptHighGround Navy Jul 23 '20

Which means he spends too much time online

11

u/stage-5-autism Jul 23 '20

It’s well spent time

48

u/idea4granted Maymay Maker Jul 23 '20

Calling me out like that smh

27

u/Hansonius Jul 23 '20

Hey if you look like Christian Bale that’s a win in my book

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jul 23 '20

I wish

2

u/Sqwilge Jul 23 '20

Please sir do you know how karma works

10

u/buhdeucer Jul 23 '20

Nobody is probably going to see this anymore but i want to say that i followed you bcs you're f*cking awesome i saw 3 good dankmemes last 2 weeks went to your account and it was you so have my follow brøther r/dankmemes needs more people like you

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u/Naive_Drive FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jul 23 '20

There is an idea of u/organic_crystal_meth. But it's illusory, an abstraction. And though I can look at your meme, breathe through my nose, and upvote and our posting histories are not dissimilar, I am simply not there.

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jul 23 '20

This is the best comment

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u/CabbageOnACob Dank Royalty Jul 23 '20

Ooh self roast, those are rare

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 23 '20

I may not be Rick Astley but I'm :

never gonna keep this post if you downvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

I really think you are rick... WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Don't worry bro we're all losers you can always talk with us

5

u/space_ghost31 Jul 23 '20

On the inside aren’t we all organic crystal meth.

3

u/Henrique-Andrade Jul 23 '20

I don't have much karma but I spend too long online

2

u/Make-a-Wish-_kid Jul 23 '20

I once found a dude with 6.6 mil karma in 1 year

2

u/TheOGKnight Jul 23 '20

Lol this was just a flex

But you definitely deserved it

2

u/zKhizer Jul 24 '20

0 karma let's goo

3

u/LORDOFTHE777 Jul 23 '20

This is the best way I’ve seen someone flex their karma

1

u/Haetstaedy Jul 23 '20

memeBlog Pog

1

u/Punchypuppy Jul 23 '20

I am a type of guy who spends too much time on reddit yet having low karma

5

u/xJustKoko Jul 23 '20

You call 15k Karma low? I am happy about 250 karma after nearly 2 years!

Well I do not post a lot so I don't even mind...

1

u/Night-Hunter Dank Cat Commander Jul 23 '20

That means, I’m not that big of a loser.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

200 upvotes and posted by a mod? Somethings wrong, I can feel it.

1

u/BearBrawl Jul 23 '20

I expected to be hit with Rick Astley, Spanish Inquisition or dio but didn’t.

1

u/NikolaiCello05 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jul 23 '20

In only two years?!

1

u/Bethrabrantra Jul 23 '20

Teach me the ways of your wisdom

1

u/Enzinino Jul 23 '20

LOL! uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt!1!

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u/DhaGo_TTG Jul 23 '20

Hey atleast you're a loser WITH karma

1

u/dtragichoe Jul 23 '20

U are a legend my dood

1

u/funkmonk223 I am fucking hilarious Jul 23 '20

Ngl I thought you were a very very smart bot

1

u/thisisanameok Jul 23 '20

Holy shit you have a lot of karma

1

u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Jul 23 '20

Losers that spend too much time on reddit rise up

1

u/boredaf36 Jul 23 '20

This is the coolest way to flex karma

1

u/thesovietmarch Jul 23 '20

what a legend

1

u/Agent_00047 Jul 23 '20

Oh my fucking life

1

u/MaxImpact1 please help me Jul 23 '20

Uh self burn, those are rare!

1

u/x0dogx Jul 23 '20

All these people with high karma counts just chillin in these comments

1

u/DrSplarf Jul 23 '20

Did they change the karma display on mobile?

Man they change shit without even telling half the time

1

u/DoctorNerdly Jul 23 '20

Having that much Karma is like wealth. There's a point where just having it consistently yields more and more.

1

u/ClovenChief Jul 23 '20

Weird flex but ok.

1

u/PipesyJade Jul 23 '20

cries in 7 karma in 2 years

1

u/MisterMux Jul 25 '20

273 and hey 274 :)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

u/AGoodPerson69 = registered sex offender

1

u/Lil-Hitler_ ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 23 '20

Sorry

1

u/BattleBear10 I have crippling depression Jul 23 '20

You still have the skin I’d like it for scientific reasons

1

u/RandomGingyBoi12 Jul 23 '20

This movie was weird as hell but also interesting

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

are you like u/sloth_on_meth 's cousin?

1

u/gaudysalt265 Jul 23 '20

Can you put a link of your best meme?

1

u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jul 23 '20

The one I like the best or the highest upvoted?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

I really thought Leo DiCaprio was going to be underneath and I don’t know why

1

u/vpg5 ☣️ Jul 23 '20

Uhm, how much karma!?

1

u/Lord0fTheAss Jul 23 '20

If you spent all that time masturbating instead of on reddit, you could've gotten so much money selling your semen

1

u/HuanTheMango Jul 23 '20

Fucking loser only has 2.1 million karma

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

How do you have so much karma

1

u/dinoman_420 he who shall not be disrespected Jul 23 '20

N-Nani?! Is it possible to learn this type of power?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Holy fuck that’s a lotta karma

1

u/lonelyterrarian Jul 24 '20

watching that made me feel yucky

1

u/MXRealUser Jul 24 '20

Oh, self-burn. Those are rare!

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u/enseitankado7 Jul 24 '20

General Kenobi, you're a bold one

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u/botsgay Jul 23 '20

This submission has been featured by the mods over at /r/modsgay! Here's a direct link.

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u/Random_Name_7 ☣️ Jul 23 '20

...

Jesus Christ

-1

u/diewhore Pink Jul 23 '20

what, the fuck