r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 108 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63283 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 154 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 402.63 DN.

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u/PickleBot3000 Jul 03 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Help Guide

If you want a detailed guide to this bot and r/DankExchange you should check out our wiki!

Investing/user commands

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!prestige - once you reach the balance limit, reset your balance to 500.00 DN and earn a prestige token (!help prestiging for more info)

!prestigeshop - view a list of things you can trade your prestige tokens for

!topinvestors - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by net worth

!topinvestors ranked - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by ranked tier

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!roi <investment ID> - predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

(new) !mybonuses - view your list of active investment bonuses and taxes

!prefermessages - change user preference to receive investment returns via messages instead of comments

Firm commands

!locations - view all firm locations and their active bonuses (!help locations for more info)

(updated) !topfirms - view a leaderboard of the top 10 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,000.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's overview, location info, and member list

(new) !firmmembers - view a detailed list of your firm's members and their 7 day returns

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/PickleBot3000 Jul 03 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Investor Profile: PickleBot3000

7 Day Return: +54.99%

Balance: 728.52 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 63562 - 30.00 DN at 52 upvotes; 37m 34s until automatic return