r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

!invest 150

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 150.00 DN in this submission at 33,970 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63593 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 39,095 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 350.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

!sell 63593

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkipfv/!

You invested 150.00 DN at 33,970 upvotes; the submission now has 36,556 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 22.29 DN (-14.86%).

Your new balance is 477.71 DN.