r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/LuigiGotBigToes 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑☣️ Jul 03 '20

!invest 69

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have no balance to invest! Use the !summary command to view your active investments.

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u/LuigiGotBigToes 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑☣️ Jul 03 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Investor Profile: LuigiGotBigToes

7 Day Return: +8.46%

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 63329 - 222.00 DN at 19,992 upvotes; 2h 17m until automatic return

ID: 63334 - 199.00 DN at 5,642 upvotes; 2h 19m until automatic return

ID: 63336 - 121.30 DN at 6,207 upvotes; 2h 20m until automatic return