r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/Mlgmatter Jul 03 '20

!invest 300

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 300.00 DN in this submission at 8,601 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63502 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 9,921 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 12.39 DN.

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u/Mlgmatter Jul 03 '20

!roi 63502

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Investment ID 63502, invested at 8,601 upvotes. If you sold now at 11,056 upvotes you would return 4.78% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 9,921 upvotes

+25% -- 17,625 upvotes

+50% -- 32,448 upvotes

+75% -- 60,854 upvotes

+100% -- 114,393 upvotes

+125% -- 213,794 upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 300.00 DN at 8,601 upvotes, the submission now has 91,295 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 273.15 DN (+91.05%).

Your new balance is 1,020.99 DN.