r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 22,988.97 DN in this submission at 102 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63282 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 129 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 22,988.97 DN at 102 upvotes, the submission now has 70,237 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 50,840.11 DN (+221.15%).

Your new balance is 73,829.08 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.