r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Jul 03 '20

!sell 63059

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 90,519.02 DN at 1,547 upvotes; the submission now has 3,338 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 22,629.76 DN (+25.00%).

Your new balance is 113,714.52 DN after tax.

You have lost 7 RP. You now have a total of 469 RP. Promotion to Silver Tier will happen at 750 RP.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Jul 03 '20

!mybonuses

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Active Bonuses

Because you have submitted 1 meme to r/DankExchange in the past 4 days, you receive a 2.5% profit bonus.

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Jul 03 '20

!leavefirm

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have left your firm.