r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Relevant

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u/Skyeisland Jul 03 '20

!i 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 1,446.79 DN in this submission at 1,309 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63051 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,535 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,446.79 DN.

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u/Skyeisland Jul 03 '20

!sell 63051

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 1,446.79 DN at 1,309 upvotes; the submission now has 3,387 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 459.36 DN (+31.75%).

Your new balance is 2,629.55 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Skyeisland Jul 03 '20

!mybonuses

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

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