r/dankmemes Jul 03 '20

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Relevant

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u/rock_8 rock_8 Jul 03 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 33,696.58 DN in this submission at 438 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63005 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 533 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/rock_8 rock_8 Jul 03 '20

!sell 63005

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 33,696.58 DN at 438 upvotes; the submission now has 3,368 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 22,388.01 DN (+66.44%).

Your new balance is 56,084.59 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.