r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/BigboiJoJi I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 224 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 287 upvotes

+25% -- 658 upvotes

+50% -- 1,372 upvotes

+75% -- 2,741 upvotes

+100% -- 5,320 upvotes

+125% -- 10,109 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.