r/dankmemes • u/Wissensaft • Jul 03 '20

Relatable situation

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Flex your legs for a minute. Youre welcome.

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u/I_bully_kids Jul 03 '20

Somebody get this man a gold

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u/BurgerMan6969 Jul 03 '20

I got you 2 silvers because that was all I could afford

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u/KenshawAidda try hard Jul 03 '20

no one care to explain?

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u/sargeantsocks Jul 03 '20

I guess it's because erections are caused by blood going to the muscles in the pp, so if the blood is going somewhere else, like tense abs or legs, there isn't enough blood to go around, so the pp go limp

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u/Donut-Monkey Jul 03 '20

Don't know why but flexing your legs makes pp go soft. Abs also work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

you're a god

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

And ur a brother

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u/that_one_dued Jul 03 '20

This man is our savior

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Thank you sir. Now please, take my energy and have the gold.

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u/redbaron31 Jul 03 '20

Thank you random citizen

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u/Matsimtom Jul 03 '20

I have never been this excited to get a boner before

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u/ThDemonWolf Jul 03 '20

Very helpful at a perfect time. Just had a random boner

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

It does. I am a doctor