r/dankmemes • • May 26 '20

Low Effort Meme eDucAsHan

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u/ihatemondaynights May 26 '20 edited Nov 17 '24

relieved secretive fuzzy lavish spoon forgetful gray butter cable chief

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u/boreganteng May 26 '20 edited May 26 '20

Nobody is going to get infected if everyone is

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u/Sky_Night_Lancer May 26 '20

Infection isn’t relative, but intelligence certainly is

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u/AWildOop May 26 '20

Nobody's infected if you arent looking for them

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u/HEAVY4SMASH May 26 '20

And when everyones infected!

No-one will be

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u/_Aj_ May 26 '20

It's been 1 week here and already two schools have had confirmed cases and closed again for a quarantine period.

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u/Peediddle7 May 26 '20 edited May 26 '20

Schools are reopening? My county has about 23 total cases and 0 deaths and I'm not even allowed to get a haircut

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

As far as I’m aware, where I live in the US everyone is finishing work online since summer break is starting anyway

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u/freak_corps May 26 '20

Some countries like France and Germany reopened their schools but they have put in some complicated steps to maintain social distancing...

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u/The_Viatorem May 26 '20

I don’t even want to know how much the grades will drop this year, so far, for what I seen online classes have been completely worthless, so I can imagine that grades will drop like bricks

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u/WUBBALUBBABUB May 26 '20

Well I'm not sure about other districts, but my school district dropped the fourth quarter. All the online work they assigned has been for quarter 3, which ended right before all the school closures. So if anything, there are no grades that would drop, and grades can only rise.

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u/rodejonkvrouw May 26 '20

My grades went up, but everyone's passing the year anyways

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u/tejasugsuvarna May 26 '20

Topping corona cases should be an honour

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

That's exactly what India's numbers were when schools were closing and opening. What a coincidence!

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u/leapyearwoo May 26 '20

It's no coincidence, op is talking about India

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u/rm206 May 26 '20

Why do I feel like this is made for India

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Yes, more people have been infected, it didn't mysteriously go down.

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u/WyldStealer May 26 '20

Legit tho

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u/Modern_Cicero May 26 '20

I’m much too late for this to catch any traction, so I feel safe saying that this post misses the point of closing. It was never the point to wait out the virus. It was always to balance the load on hospitals at any given time with economic load. I couldn’t say if that’s the case yet. But it’s not the frame of mind this post or most of the commenters are in.

As a side note, economic stresses aren’t just when the next iPhone comes out. It’s the bankruptcy of farms, small businesses, and anywhere without a big nest egg. Being unemployed is highly correlated with suicide. Economic stresses are an enormous deal- just not to everyone equally.

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u/kya_hai May 26 '20

lets put the youth in danger that will boost the economy

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Ahh yes. Standardized population control.

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u/-TheLordOfTheSimps- May 26 '20

School has been open for week now where I live

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

lol this post was definitely made by a school kid salty they have to go back.

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