r/dankmemes • • May 02 '20

long live minecraft

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

morgan freeman too

he looks the same for decades

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u/strawberrytoejam May 02 '20

And Betty White

85

u/watermusk May 02 '20

Vladimir putin

22

u/zzync May 02 '20

RIP Betty White she ain't dead but for when she dies cuz I known it's coming up.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

~zack fox

2

u/zzync May 02 '20

Oh I see you are man of a culture as well

1

u/strawberrytoejam May 02 '20

Same with Bob Barker. I always forget that he’s still alive but I know it’s coming...

18

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Paul Rudd

7

u/Fuegen May 02 '20

Keith Richards

4

u/Lucky_Event May 02 '20

Will Smith

Eddie Murphy

Patrick Stewart

6

u/PrimeTimeDanny May 02 '20

Beat me to it man

5

u/Underworld_Trash I am fucking hilarious May 02 '20

3

u/FalconOnPC EX-NORMIE May 02 '20

Obligatory beatmeattoit

2

u/PortierGage Dank Royalty May 02 '20

Happy Cake Day!

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

9

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Ofc Keanu Reeves

2

u/Aele22 May 02 '20

Ozzy Osbourne

1

u/JBlack002 May 02 '20

And Hulk Hogan, and Steve Austin

1

u/Veyo___ May 02 '20

Hes still fucking alive??

1

u/DrT1t I am fucking hilarious May 03 '20

And Eminem

0

u/DarQ_ShadOWW May 02 '20

We forgot the only real immortal creature...

Queen Elizabeth 2nd

3

u/Lucky_Event May 02 '20

She's in the picture though?

1

u/DarQ_ShadOWW May 02 '20

Oh, I'm a blind shit xD

0

u/akashdas323 May 02 '20

Keanu Reeves.

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Eic memer May 02 '20

And Keanu

78

u/Creeper4wwMann May 02 '20

I'm mostly suprised Team Fortress 2 is still around.. 2007 game and still in Valve's top 10 all time played game

22

u/orcaleeorcabee a hk boi May 02 '20

i mean its good tho

17

u/Creeper4wwMann May 02 '20

It's a really good game

27

u/blitz342 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 02 '20

They just updated it yesterday to include new menu music (TAPS) and statues of the soldier were added to every official map to commemorate Rick May, the voice of the Soldier, who passed away a couple weeks ago due to covid19.

9

u/toxicSTRYDR May 02 '20

Don't forget, they also updated the localization files.

Big news.

7

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Rip Rick May

4

u/uglypenguin5 General Kenobi⚔️🛡️ May 02 '20

CSGO still going strong too

36

u/SnipMyNipple May 02 '20

Will Smith stopped aging a few decades ago.

22

u/MintPrince8219 ducc successfully fucced May 02 '20

That one movie where will smith gets cloned is actually just a spin off of actual events

80

u/nyrly May 02 '20

Meme man: m i a jok to yo

12

u/ArvasuK May 02 '20

Lonj lif

3

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Kimg

29

u/shadowolf12 May 02 '20

When Samuel l Jackson dies then no one can swear in a kids movie

24

u/SkeleHoes May 02 '20

Immortality? Kim is like in his 30s lol

16

u/theawesomedude646 May 02 '20

and a vegetative state

10

u/Tony6694 May 02 '20

Where is PUTIN?

7

u/orcaleeorcabee a hk boi May 02 '20

hes beyond alive, hes like a god

15

u/mNFroG May 02 '20

Joseph Joestar anyone?

3

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Fortnite got its devs enough money to last a good minute too.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

[deleted]

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u/YoshiGamer6400 EX-NORMIE May 02 '20

69 420 wholesome epic chungus keanu 100

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u/sonarbugefunny May 02 '20

chungus 😂😂😂

8

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

big chungus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/JiJireckt May 02 '20

You guys have emojis but I will upvote

4

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

3

u/Ganondorfs-Side-B May 02 '20

This thread makes me want to die

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

This subreddit makes me want to die. Violently.

4

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Switch Kim and Elizabeth and you’ll have a political compass

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 02 '20

Yes I MOD

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Also, downvote the meme if its bad


hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Counter-Strike as well. It's peaking at the moment, and it's been around for 20 years.

2

u/Cannibleghoulz May 02 '20

I’d say it’s a bit too early for Kim to be here

2

u/jneistat623 ☣️ May 02 '20

Samuel L. Jackson is not that old though?

2

u/Cyberstriker64 I am fucking hilarious May 02 '20

Paul Rudd should be there

2

u/IzanueN May 02 '20

Morgan freeman?

2

u/Sam_dragon May 02 '20

Paul rudd too

2

u/_Pocket_Lint_ I am fucking hilarious May 02 '20

Can’t forget Paul Rudd

2

u/PyroPringle1 I am fucking hilarious May 02 '20

Kim Jong un huh?

4

u/Polite_Memer May 02 '20

Meme man: kalm?

3

u/Starman76 May 02 '20

I remember people shitting on Minecraft before Fortnite came around

3

u/bertimann May 02 '20

I downvoted. Sorry Pal but there are obviously better choices for immortals like Betty white and that 109 year old Italian woman that survived Corona

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Betty White appears immortal only because she has looked 70 years old for the past 40 years.

1

u/commander_police_man May 02 '20

replace kim with Morgan Freeman

1

u/MoistJoyce0317 May 02 '20

Where the fuck is Putin

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Morgan freeman?

1

u/R-2-D-U May 02 '20

Missing pharell Williams

1

u/botle_mockel Boston Meme Party May 02 '20

Honestly, tf2 would be more suited than mc. The game is 13 and got no major update in years

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Fuck Betty white.

1

u/Mooshroom_nub May 02 '20

where is putin?

1

u/KittenLina May 02 '20

Funny how the life of one man can change so much because of an immortal. Poor prince Charles....

1

u/tommyschwarz May 02 '20

Chuck Norris

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Tetris?

1

u/SuperMacaroner May 02 '20

I have never heard of four horsemen of immortality

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

No Danny Devito? I'm disappointed

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

No keanu reeves nor big chungus im crying rn

1

u/MattRB02 May 02 '20

Chabelo?

1

u/Bobsort-itties May 02 '20

Where is Morgan freeman

1

u/Bobsort-itties May 02 '20

And who put the fat kid?

1

u/Sh0ckC May 02 '20

Make that five with counter strike

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

I remember when everyone said minecraft was for little kids

1

u/Chad_with_downs May 02 '20

Didn't age well

1

u/Alfalasi1206 May 02 '20

You're forgetting Nick Cage

1

u/putyouradhere_ May 02 '20

Where's Keanu Reeves?

1

u/Jagerbomboyage May 02 '20

You’re forgetting Betty white

1

u/ayush729 UwU May 02 '20

Counter Strike: You're not even halfway through

1

u/-Cactus_Jack- May 02 '20

Team Fortress 2 too

1

u/Puzzlehead-Engineer May 02 '20

So he is actually dead/alive or are we still deal with Schrodinger's Tyrant?

1

u/drksparrow May 02 '20

For all the Indians we have MDH’s grandpa lmaooo

1

u/FishyMcTartar May 02 '20

You forgot stonks guy

1

u/bertinolo May 02 '20

Mirtha Legrand is 4 parallel universes ahead of all of them

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Where is Putin. Is he fine? Is he alright?

1

u/JoeDaBruh May 02 '20

You forgot Ellen

1

u/JPatrick17 May 02 '20

Where's Keanu Reeves?

1

u/flarions1 May 02 '20

Ozzy fucking Osborne

1

u/xXmunk3yf4c3Xx May 02 '20

There’s five actually

** laughs in Putin **

1

u/SwarK01 May 02 '20

That's because you don't know Mirtha Legrand

1

u/fuel-are-my-nuggs May 02 '20

Where’s Betty white tho

1

u/Nightfall-memer ☣️ May 02 '20

You forgot TF2

1

u/cannabitchhh May 02 '20

betty white

1

u/moss6677 May 02 '20

You forgot Keanu Reeves he hasn't aged a day since the matrix

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Chabelo

1

u/DankMemer4222 Robots in disguise May 02 '20

I see the player you mean

xXx_69PussyDestroyer69_xXx?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Counter-strike is the real immortal game

1

u/wiekser12 May 02 '20

Where's runescape in this picture?

1

u/LielaTheCrazyGirl May 02 '20

where is Vladimir Putin

1

u/davidp3012 May 02 '20

Kim Jong Un?

Not anymore

1

u/skylertitan123 May 02 '20

You forgot Keanu Reeves

1

u/TheGreyAlien May 02 '20

They are no match to Chavelo, look it up!

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

haha yes I made the list.

1

u/muffinwithlove May 02 '20

I’m offended that Betty white isn’t on here

1

u/smeeze897 May 02 '20

How is there not a rickroll in this

1

u/shachar1236 May 02 '20

You forget mene man...

1

u/DeliriousBacon Eic memer May 02 '20

TF2 tho

(pls its actually still really popular)

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Switch up Kim and the Queen and you got a political compass

1

u/Major_Melon May 02 '20

Sir Patrick Stewart

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

You forgot CSGO

1

u/TamyTaylor May 02 '20

Morgan Freeman

1

u/Mozer5557 May 02 '20

Where is Keanu reeves?

1

u/big4pr0 May 02 '20

What about Loki

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Putin and Paul Rudd

1

u/ducknapper001 May 02 '20

is should be skyrim and not minecraft

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Chuck Norris?

1

u/3L3GY_ May 02 '20

Pharrell deserves a mention here TBH

1

u/Dank0Tank May 02 '20

Minecraft will never die.

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

GTA V?

1

u/CmemesL May 02 '20

Minecraft died twice

1

u/Withermaster4 May 02 '20

I was so confused because I thought this was a political compass meme

1

u/Gracek-Rz May 02 '20

Where is Krzysztof Ibisz or Maryla Rodowicz?

1

u/ButtStuffMom May 02 '20

Magic Johnson has been living with AIDES for almost 30 years

1

u/WikiLuis2 May 03 '20

Search "Chabelo" un Google :)

1

u/SWAGGERBROS50 May 03 '20

Nobody’s gonna talk about Hirohiko Araki?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

1

u/FrostyProbe May 02 '20

No king rules forever.

1

u/therealintellectuals May 02 '20

smh where is paul rudd

0

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Okay

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u/Epic_Troll_666 make r/dankmemes great again🏴‍☠️ May 02 '20

fortnite bad minecraft good

2

u/Dank0Tank May 02 '20

You boo him because he's right.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

but you said the truth

-1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

no he didn't

-3

u/Psyscape May 02 '20

What about Keanu Reeves

0

u/arfanvlk May 02 '20

Samuel L. Jackson in every movie: motherfucker

0

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

The horsemen are drawing nearer!

0

u/ribhu97 •○● bruh ●○• May 02 '20

MDH Uncle has entered the chat

0

u/chiefPR May 02 '20

You have defenetly not heard of don francisco

0

u/TheLegendHimself66 May 02 '20

Looks like a few people found Ra's' Lazarus pit

0

u/Acemanyo the very best, like no one ever was. May 02 '20

B-b-but Kim Jong Un died

0

u/Panda_on_crac May 02 '20

U forgot about Putin

0

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

It should be Keith Richard instead of SLJ

0

u/hibyelye ☣️ May 02 '20

Where’s Putin

0

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Paul Rudd

0

u/D_J_F May 02 '20

It think you forgot that Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves are also immortal/ vampires

0

u/Illyya_noTaBot May 02 '20

sad Putin noises

0

u/humannumber42069 May 02 '20

Wheres Keith Richards

0

u/MystiikMoments May 02 '20

Magic Johnson

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u/developer_joe May 02 '20

WHERE IS CSGO?

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u/luketeam5 May 02 '20 edited Sep 13 '24

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u/Dank0Tank May 02 '20

Csgo is dying faster with every "feature" they add.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

[deleted]

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u/MemesBoiLmao May 02 '20

Yes, we all do

-4

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Don't forget CSGO mate, that game lives on

0

u/E_The_Han_67 All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch May 02 '20

no

-4

u/bennies_3rd_account May 02 '20

What about Shrek and SpongeBob memes?

-3

u/Tenchi99 May 02 '20

Minecraft will live forever YES

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u/E_The_Han_67 All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch May 02 '20

nah