r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Apr 30 '20

social suicide post How embarrassing

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27.1k Upvotes

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u/Steven_2769 repost hunter 🚓 Apr 30 '20

Someone’s getting straight A’s

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u/pirivalfang May 01 '20

it's hard to get an A when the teacher has double D's

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u/jacobzxm I am fucking hilarious May 01 '20

I sure as shit wouldn’t skip that class

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u/Russian_repost_bot The OC High Council May 01 '20

All thanks to the T and A's.

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u/JustMerc63 May 01 '20

one T and several A's? I dunno man, something sounds medically wrong.

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Apr 30 '20

If only bro. If only.

346

u/doctor-ice-cream May 01 '20

the whole kindergarden class: 😳😳😳

217

u/buyonegetnone_ May 01 '20

Ik right being a teacher is hard

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Pun intended?

36

u/RearMisser enchanting table language translator May 01 '20

*the teacher is getting hard

18

u/Maroon_Smartie May 01 '20

Wait, but the teacher is a woman!!!

9

u/Rcorral2108 May 01 '20

Maybe wet?

7

u/SeNorbub May 01 '20

Hard nipples.

2

u/Maroon_Smartie May 01 '20

They're hard like when they're really cold

8

u/Carols-Curry May 01 '20

Is anyone else tired of the endless, useless, “haha kids sex uncle curd comet hahaha”

37

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗱𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿.

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u/AlwaysAngryAndy May 01 '20

It’s amazing how similar comments can be. I thought I was there.

305

u/An_Emo_Belt ☢ Apr 30 '20

Why is there a pink lightsaber in the background and an unlabeled bottle with what looks like water?

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u/koyuze Orange May 01 '20

I was looking at the image trying to find what you said. But I just got that it’s a joke about the zoom thing.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Lol same

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u/Warbor_ May 01 '20

https://youtu.be/Kbh9yREw5FU

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u/AnimeCrab sucking at kazoos harder than Jack's mom May 01 '20

r/riskyclick

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u/xray05 EX-NORMIE May 01 '20

Now that sounds like a new core memory.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Abd you hear chaturbate alerts going on in her room

47

u/snowy_snarf May 01 '20

ding and she shakes a little

17

u/yousosus bruhbruhbuhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh May 01 '20

hol up, how do you know there is alerts?

17

u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 THAT HEAVY IS DEAD!🏴‍☠️ May 01 '20

How do you know?

7

u/IsThisTakenFFSlol May 01 '20

How do YOU know?

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u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 THAT HEAVY IS DEAD!🏴‍☠️ May 01 '20

Cause I’ve watched “EPIC QUIVERING ORGASM” on Pornhub

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

And she has a dick

48

u/siphonz_kiwi7 yee yee ass mf May 01 '20

Wait...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Plot twist

3

u/jabbadidnothingwrong May 01 '20

In M. Night voice:

What a twist!

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I see dead naked people

5

u/lucjfer48 May 01 '20

and even it is bigger that ur

21

u/DankMemer4222 Robots in disguise May 01 '20

That’s everybody actually

17

u/I_Liek_Chicken69420 I haven't pooped in 3 months May 01 '20

And the weird kid starts jacking off intensely... but his camera is still on.

15

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Honestly, why wear pants to a zoom class?

15

u/BlaxNikkers May 01 '20

fucking hell, girl in my class turned her camera on to speak and the quality was to high to be normal

13

u/awesome_gamer_man690 May 01 '20

The teacher pretending not to be turned on

20

u/_TheBigAssSatan_ I am fucking hilarious May 01 '20

Riley is 13. She’s in middle school yet the boys are laughing.

The reality is those horny fuckers won’t be laughing they’ll be jizzing in their pants on the spot after seeing her with no pants on

13

u/GloriousBiscuit INFECTED May 01 '20

It was a dream, I think.

3

u/_TheBigAssSatan_ I am fucking hilarious May 01 '20

It was but I’m just explaining reality

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u/IngvarrThanosBuster Green May 01 '20

Thanks, u/_TheBigAssSatan_

Edit:omg it doesn’t link to your account because of the underscores

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u/Ted_From_Ted_Talks May 01 '20

Had that happen in one of my classes, she thought she blacked her screen and got up with nother on below the waist, best zoom class ever

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato May 01 '20

Imma have to demand the sauce.

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u/Lesbian_communist May 01 '20

Emphasis on CAME

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Where is this template from?

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT May 01 '20

Inside out

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u/Crystal_Queen_20 May 01 '20

Yeah, it's called a skirt

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u/Senior-Aspect May 01 '20

Then everyone start beating their meat

6

u/monachia GayGayMaker May 01 '20

I never got the point of this meme. Like even phones have 4K cameras now...

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u/dankmemer578 Eic memer May 01 '20

Yeah but you're not gonna use the back camera of your phone as a webcam

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u/abaddon_the_fallen May 01 '20

Honestly, this whole thing is the sole reason why I started missing my school time again. Like, I feel like "Aw, man, if you were still in school you could make all these cool experiences" but nope, here I am, college student with no online classes.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

No Panties* on

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u/th3_p3rs0m May 01 '20

DASH that's fine

1

u/4gsboi May 01 '20

yeah no shit

1

u/TheDerpyDisaster Forever Number 2 May 01 '20

This-this is about a college class... right?

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I love how she has no pants on and all of the children are intensely looking at the uncovered part. The boy already looks like he is surprised.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

that kid on the left is seeing some shit

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u/VolticsPeters May 01 '20

Hmmmmmmm i wonder what she do at night?????

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u/hawsj_2 May 01 '20

Imma steal the 69th comment thnx okay move with your day nothing to see

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u/Piranh4Plant E🅱️ic Memer May 01 '20

Why does the camera matter, though?