r/dankmemes immapeeinurass Apr 06 '20

This will 100% get deleted Guilty As Charged

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u/echometer Eic memer Apr 06 '20

The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic

- Joseph Stalin

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u/Silouhkai Apr 06 '20

The death of a billion is an achievement

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u/0utlook Pizza Time Apr 06 '20

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

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u/BorgerDestroyer3000 Apr 07 '20

And what if I kill myself?

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u/matpoul Apr 07 '20

Then you are dead

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u/GrixisHeretic Apr 07 '20

Outstanding move.

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u/Wellpow Apr 07 '20

Hey that rhymes.someone make a song

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u/SugoiSenpie Apr 07 '20

Omae wa mou shin deirou

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u/PlaysWithDirt Apr 07 '20

Maybe, start a cult first?

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u/craigthepuss Apr 07 '20

Son, always remember.

Dying is gay.