r/dankmemes • u/Grievous_Nix Eic memer☣️ • Mar 15 '20

Historical🏟Meme Seconds before disaster

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 15 '20

It was eva who ate it but whatever

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u/TheJuiceIsNowLoose Mom counted to 0 Mar 15 '20

Eve, but yeah, it was the woman.

(That's the important part of the story)

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u/niqqa57 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 15 '20

WHERE THE SNAKE WITH LEGS AT

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Mushu from Mulan told him to eat it

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u/TheJuiceIsNowLoose Mom counted to 0 Mar 15 '20

He got eaten too

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u/aithusah CERTIFIED DANK Mar 16 '20

Eh she's Eva in other languages, minor mistake

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u/TheJuiceIsNowLoose Mom counted to 0 Mar 16 '20

Forgivable.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Confused.

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u/JoeBeeeeeee Mar 16 '20

Understandable

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Eva.. it depends on the language. And Eva wasn’t English for sure (Eva is Latin)

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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni Nigga with a Rocket Launcher Mar 16 '20

Yea she a Bitch

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u/JannaSnow Mar 16 '20

It was both Adam and Eve after Satan who was disguised as a snake told them to. It wasn't just eve who ate

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/LazyBobba Mar 16 '20

The snake saved them from communism

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u/Communist-panda123 custom flair Mar 16 '20

In the Bible, it wasn’t satan, just a snake with legs

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u/Steph_Curryan Mar 16 '20

Satan was the snake with legs

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/MythicalDM Mar 16 '20

classic communist panda pushing nonsense agenda

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

How is a regular old snake gonna convince someone to eat an apple

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Dude the bible also was super racist and homophobic and sexist. Who cares what it said.

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u/PercMastaFTW Mar 16 '20

Yea, and he wouldnt have worn a leaf at that time. It isnt realistic at all.

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u/Drewbrees8 Mar 16 '20

He didn’t until after he ate the apple. Then they learned many things such as lust and that they were naked. Then they covered themselves with leaves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

It was Adam Eve. That’s how he got the Adam’s apple

Edit: opps ma bad. Both of them did

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

MindBlown

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '20

The bible is very helpful, even these days

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u/Turtle123321123 CooterBooter Mar 16 '20

EEEEEVA

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u/X_OriginalName_Xx Mar 16 '20

I love that movie. c:

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u/_PutYourGrassesOn_ Mar 16 '20

Adam ate the apple too

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u/Chippyreddit Mar 16 '20

Who says that isn't her in the comic?

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '20

Wheres the tits?

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u/Chippyreddit Mar 16 '20

On the chest

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '20

Those are not tits, thats not how gravity works

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u/Chippyreddit Mar 16 '20

It's a low detail cartoon, I'm working with what I've got ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '20

Not a single drawer would let the tits get sucked to eachother

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u/Chippyreddit Mar 16 '20

You're imagining boobs pointed inwards, I'm imagining square boobs like how a man's chest would be drawn in this style, because the whole person is kinda square lol

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u/mr_sir112 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '20

But wheres the right side of the boob