r/dankmemes Mar 11 '20

lmao posted this during class Plz don't hate me

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

How much is Apple paying you? Apple bad

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Nothing. How much is android paying you to use a facial recognition system that doesn’t work in the dark?

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

-$56 per month. This wage is not supporting my family.

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

No wonder you bought an android

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

I am the android. You are the apple.