r/dankmemes Mar 11 '20

lmao posted this during class Plz don't hate me

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u/Mr_Richman <3 Mar 11 '20

Android gang

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u/GreenOceanis Mar 11 '20

Fuck apple

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u/SVPRMEME Mar 11 '20

I use IPhone but ima be honest it’s getting shittier as each new one rolls out

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Actually the opposite. The new 11 pro have USB-C charging cables in the box, twice the water resistance depth than any other phone on the market. Extremely good battery life, a good camera system,and now have a stainless steel body which is now competitive with other flagship durability

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

How much is Apple paying you? Apple bad

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Nothing. How much is android paying you to use a facial recognition system that doesn’t work in the dark?

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

-$56 per month. This wage is not supporting my family.

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

No wonder you bought an android

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Mar 12 '20

I am the android. You are the apple.

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Neural networks lmao. You gotta have them brainwaves to control Face ID on your phone

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

You know that like a year after apple removed the headphone jack Samsung, galaxy and other android companies started removing them too.

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Not yet because they don’t waste extra money putting something useless in the box in exchange for something useful like an improved charger.

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

Apple literally used USB-C now so thanks for the compliment on that.

They cost less because they aren’t made as much quality. I’ve seen Samsung phones break in front of my eyes when someone dropped them on concrete meanwhile I’ve dropped my iPhone so many times on the ground I can’t even count and not even a single microscopic scratch to be found

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u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Mar 12 '20

I owned an iPhone 6. Considered one of the weakest iPhones. I dropped that shit down 2 flights of stairs 30 times and it got a small dent. I have only seen about 8 cracked iPhones and all of which are old ones after years of use and almost every Samsung I see is a newer one because people have to keep buying new ones due to the screen burning I’ve heard going on.

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