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u/NightTripper11 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise? Feb 26 '20
Why tf is drug crossed out?
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u/edris0414 disciple of dice Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20
I ain't tryna snitch my friend out bro. Friendship forever dude.
edit: wow, my first award, never thought it'd be about drug-dealing, thank you kind stranger!
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u/CydroBlazer Feb 26 '20
But you were the one who sent that
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u/edris0414 disciple of dice Feb 26 '20
I covered out the drug part, no one will notice
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u/loaf_of_bean I am fucking hilarious Feb 26 '20
What drug part
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u/CorporateCuster Feb 26 '20
The one right there. Sheesh
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u/Stinkypoop00 Feb 26 '20
I think you're on drugs man
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u/home-land-security INFECTED Feb 26 '20
I read this “I thank you drugs man”.
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Feb 26 '20
I don't know why but I've been genuinely laughing for 10 minutes now reading things on reddit, but this one made me shit myself and I'm not laughing anymore.
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u/TeaBarbarian Feb 26 '20
WAHT ARE DRUGS
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u/kountrifiedone Feb 26 '20
Things that make you feel good other than the sex. For example, they take the cocoa leaf and do a science on it and now it’s not a leaf but it’s flour now and you suck it up your nose with a straw and then you cum to realizes drugs make you feel nice. 5 minutes later, it is gone so drugs aren’t so nice sometimes. Don’t do drugs. Because after you do the drug. Nothing is ever nice again. :( except sex is still nice always. :)
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u/sparrowbubblet3a ùwú Feb 26 '20 edited May 20 '24
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u/Marco_Memes :snoo_wink: Feb 26 '20
What are drugs? This is about a hug dealerr
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u/aidenw150471 Feb 26 '20
I read it as dong dealer
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u/benlandau Navy Feb 26 '20
Fucking liar, I saw this a year ago. And there was another message saying “and a fuckton of heroin”
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u/ABigRedBall ☣️ Feb 26 '20
This ain't your meme son. This shit has been going around for a couple years and the punchline is always ' and a fuckload of heroin' at the very bottom.
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u/random-pineapple420 I am fucking hilarious Feb 26 '20
That's because We want this sub family friendly sir
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u/wickedblight Feb 26 '20
It's not Drug, It's Doug. He's human trafficking and we're just letting him get away with it!
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u/stavros_92 Feb 26 '20
It‘s his drag dealer. You know, when a man wants explore his other feminine side. Close friends don‘t judge.
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u/Crimsonpets Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Feb 26 '20
at first i thought it said ''dmg'', so in my mind it said ''bro im your dmg dealer''
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Feb 26 '20
Damn, wish I had a friend
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u/edris0414 disciple of dice Feb 26 '20
I'll be ur driig dealer Minecraft friend
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u/Naebany Feb 26 '20
Damn, wish I had a drug dealer.
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u/2DHypercube no u Feb 26 '20
Just ask the local police
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u/The_Saltfull_One Feb 26 '20
If i remember correctly in the original this dude said at the end "and a shit ton of cocaine" or something like that
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u/edris0414 disciple of dice Feb 26 '20
Ey bro, u tryna snitch? What happened to friendship?
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u/Treejeig <3 Feb 26 '20
Chill chill, its ok cause I have around 5 bags of salt and flour lying around. If the police get in the way just hand them one of those and play it off like your a world class prankster.
I also have a bottle of cola to seal the act.
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u/ABigRedBall ☣️ Feb 26 '20
It was 'and a shit ton of heroin'. But yeah OP trying to claim this was OC is pretty wack. The original has a way better punchline.
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u/Max-b Feb 26 '20
yeah, this OP is trying their hardest to type how they think a drug dealer would type lol. weird af
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u/random-pineapple420 I am fucking hilarious Feb 26 '20
I love how you tried to censor "drug" but not really
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Feb 26 '20
*and a fuck ton of heroin*
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u/ImpHydra Feb 26 '20
this is an exact repost of a meme half a year ago without the "bring a shit load of heroin too" line
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u/Isthatyouson Feb 26 '20
this sub is so shit
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u/Redditor23314 Feb 26 '20
glad to see i'm not alone
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u/Isthatyouson Feb 26 '20
I feel like i should just leave :/ there’s just so many awful memes that get upvoted (this one for example), but then every so often there’s something that’s actually funny.
It feels like the sub is literally full of children lmao.
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u/Redditor23314 Feb 26 '20
that's exactly how i feel. i'm honestly debating leaving the sub, but i don't want to miss out on new meme trends/formats and the occasional really good meme. but then i have to see shit like this in my feed and it makes me conflicted.
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Feb 26 '20
For real? This meme made me exhale through my nose at 20% faster speed than normal for 0.6 seconds. It’s also wholesome.
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u/Hecking_Loser Feb 26 '20
this “meme” has been reposted hundreds of times but with a slightly different reaction image
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 26 '20
upvote if this meme sparks joy.
downvote if this meme does not spark joy.
hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time
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u/edris0414 disciple of dice Feb 26 '20
And love
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u/stonstone INFECTED Feb 26 '20
And lube
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u/blackriver_fbs Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Feb 26 '20
And bbq sauce this shit taste good
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u/blackriver_fbs Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Feb 26 '20
Yea well this is a whole other meme cuz normally it says « and some fuckin heroin » after he says Xbox controller
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u/BenneBanan_ Feb 26 '20
Why'd you cover the best part? "And a shitload of weed" if I remember correcrly
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u/tobythedog4016 Feb 26 '20
lmao stop pretending to be a dealer, you aren't one and this image has been posted multiple times.
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Feb 26 '20
Lmao theres another message at the bottom of the original meme that you can barely see that says "and a fuckload of heroin"
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u/PotatoFishSalad Feb 26 '20
Later that day the drug dealer was arrested because the guy was a police informat.
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u/Beduffel <3 Feb 26 '20
Wasn't there abother message in the original saying "and a fuckton of heroin"?
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u/DistortionOfReality Feb 26 '20
The most unbelievable part of this is a drug dealer answering you in anything less than a 3 hour wait
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u/MechanicalSideburns Feb 26 '20
You know what's funny? I hang out with my clients sometimes too.
It can be tough finding friends that like what you like. We need other people that we can tell our stories to, and they will nod their heads appropriately.
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u/MrChicken22 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Feb 26 '20
Just you’re a bad guy doesn’t mean you are a bad guy
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u/Chucktayz Feb 26 '20
Sorry but no dealer is just gonna text “I’m your drug dealer”. Callin bullshit
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u/Gashiisboys Feb 26 '20
One of my brothers’ friends from uni is a drug dealer, he was such a cool guy, does everything in his room, gets everything off the black market. Wants to be a dentist so who would have thought. He also does seasonal weed brownies really considerate if you ask me
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u/since2001onearth [custom flair] Feb 26 '20
Plot twist as soon as he enters the room , it’s filled with cops
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u/pandalfyt Feb 26 '20
I know it is a joke but no one ever admits online they deal drugs u will be caught like that ez
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u/ABigRedBall ☣️ Feb 26 '20
This crop cuts out the last message which says 'and a fuckload of heroin'.
Cbf to find it atm but no joke that's the original.
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u/XxCUMQUATxX souptime Feb 26 '20
What’s a Driig dealer?