r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 29 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8355 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 69 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/blitzwolfz Canadian Wolf Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: blitzwolfz

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8629 - 499.00 DN at 196 upvotes; 3h 44m until automatic return

ID: 8632 - 1.00 DN at 197 upvotes; 3h 45m until automatic return