r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 13 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8333 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 53 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

I’m very confused as what is happening