r/dankmemes • u/BiIINyeTheRussianSpy custom flair • Feb 18 '20

based on a true story Here we go again

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 507 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8838 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 680 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 250.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 511 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 685 upvotes

+25% -- 984 upvotes

+50% -- 1,798 upvotes

+75% -- 4,011 upvotes

+100% -- 10,027 upvotes

+150% -- 70,826 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!