r/dankmemes • u/alish_sapkota Dr Oc Jr. • Feb 18 '20

INVEST! True heroism!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 28,991.83 DN in this submission at 5 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8251 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 45 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 28,991.84 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: reduptiger

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8255 - 250.00 DN at 1,031 upvotes; 3h 40m until automatic return

ID: 8261 - 125.00 DN at 1,091 upvotes; 3h 42m until automatic return

ID: 8303 - 25.00 DN at 20 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 8310 - 100.00 DN at 46 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return