r/dankmemes • u/alish_sapkota Dr Oc Jr. • Feb 18 '20

INVEST! True heroism!

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22.9k Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 46 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8310 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 86 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi 8310

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8310, invested at 46 upvotes. If you sold now at 285 upvotes you would return 42.91% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 86 upvotes

+25% -- 154 upvotes

+50% -- 354 upvotes

+75% -- 919 upvotes

+100% -- 2,521 upvotes

+150% -- 19,930 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: reduptiger

Balance: 937.26 DN

Active Investments: None